I realize the real commemoration is for The Greatest President who Ever Lived™ but that’s not the part they’ll say out loud.
And here we go, diplomacy at its best!
No extorsion? What the hell were all those tariffs?
Yikes they should tell us how they really feel. I wish I could have worded my thoughts as well as this piece did. It’s vicious, to the point, and so true.
Hot off blasting Pipe Leo, we have a new messiah for the cult. Not making this up. Seems to raising Epstein from the dead.
Taxes on American consumers. He still doesn’t understand how tariffs work.
Still fixated on cards
Stolen from somewhere, probably here: Iran has a Strait and Trump doesn’t even have a pair.
Maybe after the Midterms, he’ll get a Flush.
Straight flush right back into the swamp from whence he arose.
Nitpick: “the swamp whence he arose.”
Well, I whence every time I think of him.
Like Donny Most.
Are we still doing poker metaphor jokes? Lemme try one…
I hope he gets a full house (prison overcrowding being a serious problem).
Based on reports about smell, it seems deuces are wild.
Something something….Stormy Daniels…something something….flop….something something…..hold ‘em…something something…muck…
Pocket deuces, no less.
It’s a MIRACLE!
The Trump Jesus post has vanished!
Without a word! Without a Trace!
Reporter: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?
Trump: I did post it. I thought it was me as a doctor. It had to do with Red Cross. There was a Red Cross worker there which we support. Only the fake news could come up with that. I said to myself “How could they come up with that?” It’s supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make a lot of people better.
I totally believe this. All doctors wear red Jesus-like robes. And carry bright flashy things in one hand to distract people.
Hey – has anybody else noticed that there appear to be two different versions of this image? One has a central figure high in the moddle with three spikes coming out of its head, and one doesn’t
With spikes: Trump V. Pope
Without: Bringing Epstein Back