You might recall Dan Savage’s campaign to tar the name of anti-LGBTQ senator Rick Santorum by making “santorum” a slang term for [look it up, it’s too gross to even mention here]. In response, a wise-guy reader suggested he do the same thing for Michael Savage by making a disgusting slang term out of the word “savage.”
Those numbers would change drastically if a Democrat managed to win the Electoral College but lose the popular vote. Whether or not you support the undemocratic mechanism depends on your principles. And Republicans have no principles.
Boo-hoo-freakin’-hoo.
Hey, they’ve got bigotry and hypocrisy
…those are kinds of principles
Meanwhile, the reflecting pool fiasco is getting more absurd by the day. That awesome paint job is peeling off. Is it the algae, the peroxide or just incompetence?
“What do you mean you want something accomplished? Did you forget what party you belong to?!”
Boden and Obama’s fault. Neglect. Also hired the cheapest contractor. SAD.
WAIT JUST A MINUTE THERE STEVE!!! I’d heard that Demento Don knew a guy, “does great work” for several times the estimate on a no bid contract.
“Uh-huh. Dumbocrats! Fake News! Did you hear I stopped another war! The straight
is open!”
He folded, didn’t have the cards. Now lies; he’s got a million of them. Unconditional surrender indeed. Just the wrong party identified.
I represent an existential threat to the USA, treely rooley, no kiddin’. And if I was to unconditionally surrender, could I get my hands on some of that largess you have sloshing around? Will send banking details.
I would like to welcome the representative from the Duchy of Gran Fenwick.
No, no, no. Don’t encourage them. They’ll end up with an atomic bomb, or a working moon rocket. Or they’ll take over Wall Street with their wine-flavored chewing gum. It’s not worth the risk Og knows Trump won’t be able to negotiate with hem.
President Donald Trump on Friday fiercely defended his war against Iran as a memorandum of understanding he signed is garnering widespread criticism.
“The War has diminished Iran!” Trump wrote on his Truth Social platform, rejecting suggestions that Iran “is better off now” than it was before the start of the war.
“How stupid can some people be??” Trump asked.
How stupid, indeed.
“Negotiate”? You mean wander around in circles, smearing poop on the walls and pointing to it gleefully, then giving in to <whoever> so he doesn’t have to miss his nap?
Unfortunately, I don’t think we’ve found out even yet…
Vice President J.D. Vance says we have a “gentlemen’s agreement” with a country that Trump has called one of the worst in the world, and which he has threatened to utterly destroy by bombing. Uh huh. That makes perfect sense.
And the “gentlemen” in question would be…?
I think you meant that for the Schadenfreude thread.