Since I became “experienced”, 1 year 3 months. Before that, 28 years, 4 months, 15 days. (OK, if you rate it in terms of when I was aware of it as a dry spell or some kind of lack, that figure could probably be slashed back to 13 years.)
I’m currently working on a dry spell of about 6 days, but we have at least tonight and tomorrow night before spending several days at her parents’ place.