How many people in your abode post to this message board?
I’ve got three: My Beloved(aka Rahne McCloud), roomie Cerridwin and myself.
Just me, as far as I know. Of course, my wife could say the same.
Two: myself and deedeeknowit, who is much more of a lurker than a poster. None of the cats are old enough to join yet, although Caelan does enjoying walking on the keyboard when I’m trying to post something pithy and life-changing.
Just me. I was going to do the cats-on-the-keyboard joke, but see I’ve already been beaten to it.
Leet the Wonder Dog[sup]TM[/sup] has started a couple of threads using my account, but I can’t figure out if he is my sock puppet or I am his.
Regards,
Shodan
There are far fewer dopers in my house now than there were during college.
Just me, unless the voices in my head are expressing their opinions while I am asleep.
One.
My spousal unit joined years and years ago to post a couple of times, then decided he wasn’t into this whole message board thing. So, for all intensive porpoises, it’s just me. 
100% Doper household here. There’s me, myself, and I.
Only me, but if I ever get me a cat (or a wife), she can run over my keyboard any time I’m not looking.
One. My wife sometimes lurks, but has never signed up. And the Firebug is too young to sign up.
I feel the need to give you a bit of advise.
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2 out of 2.
Just two of us. The one who posted a reply a long time ago, and one who doesn’t remember that and reposed to the zombie.
None.
Just me, but I plan to start grooming* my 6-year-old soon. I hope this thing is still around by the time he’s around 13. Just in time for another round of “alternate ending to Big”…
*unfortunate that this word nowadays evokes “gorillas with lice” and “child molesters”
No other Dopers. At least one dope, though.
There’s only me living here (looks around nervously. :eek: )