I’m gussing three – one to hold the bulb while the other two hold him and rotate.
Would you guys hurry up? I’m scared of the dark…
-D/a
Those. Fucking. Mods.
Three–two to hold the Recent Join Date down and one to screw the bulb in.
Cite?
I will pay you $500 if you won’t change that light bulb for a year.
Call the police already! I’ve subscribed to this thread and I can’t believe it’s taking this long for anything to happen.
Wait, has anyone heard from the OP lately? You don’t think something happened to him, do you? What if he tried to change that bulb without waiting for our advice? OP, be sure to let us know you’re ok!
First he went to change the light bulb. Then he found an element of change in the light bulb, and he’s spending that on hookers and blow.
Ok smart guy, what’s your SAT scores? And how many lumen does YOUR light bulb have?
I don’t believe an LED light source qualifies as “a bulb”.
Your light bulb failure is the intent of the Military-Industrial Complex great Light Bulb Conspiracy. Here is the video to prove it.
I was able to read this thread when I was only 16 months old.
The Perfect Master speaks
Reuters December 4, 2012
Las Vegas Man Still In The Dark!
In the city known for its bright lights, one Las Vegas man is quietly sitting in the dark, waiting patiently for help. On December 1st, DMark noticed the light bulb in his living room lamp went out and he has been sitting in dark ever since. “It is very scary at night,” he admitted, adding “I don’t know what to do!”
Appearing to be an attractive but rather dim man in the dim rays of light in the room, weakly emulating from a street lamp outside his house, DMark admitted that many are not taking his plea for help in changing the light bulb seriously. “I have reached out to a large Internet community to assist me in changing the bulb, but there seems to be no consensus as to how to go about doing it, nor offers to help. Because I don’t have any light, I can’t read the directions on how to change a light bulb on the package! If it weren’t for the glow of my screen, I wouldn’t even be able to read my book on my Nook.”
When asked if he had asked for help elsewhere, he admitted he was at a loss. “They hung up when I called 911 and Social Services has said I have to go to their offices and fill out a form to get assistance, but how can I find my car keys if I don’t have any light?”
So while hundreds of thousands of tourists are basking in the grand lights of the Las Vegas Strip, one Las Vegas resident is forced to sit in the dark, hoping for a just a glimmer of help from his Internet community. “I know they will come through for me eventually,” he said, with a small tear glistening on his cheek from the reflection of his Nook, “they are real smart people. If anyone can assist me in changing a light bulb, they can!”
Donations to the SDMB (Some Dim Man’s Bulb) can be made via PayPal.
Ten. One to change the lightbulb and the other nine to start threads about how women only date jerks and not Nice Guys like them.
You’re forgetting the 2 other people asking “what exactly is a nice guy?” and then 9 other women to pit those nice guys and explain how nice guys aren’t actually nice but selfish entitled assholes who view sex as a right, not a privilege.
Just DTMFBulb already. It has already made it’s decision; it has chosen it’s slightest whim for darkness over your deep need for light. Nobody can do it for you, you have to decide that your own needs are worth fighting for.
righty - tighty
lefty - loosey
not sure watt it’s in response to any more:confused:
That would be 13 if you include the three bozos who will start threads whining about the poor moderation in those threads.
Does EVERY thread have to be about politics?!
