How Many Dopers Would It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

In My Humble Opinion
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There once was a 'Doper named DMark
Who OP’ed “I’ll be stuck in the dark.
Lightbulbs–how to change?”
How the answers did range!
'Twas for naught; the thread’s but a lark.

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Just two, but it needs to be a really big lightbulb.

Oh wait, wrong question. :smack:

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I wish we had a Like button here.

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It might break your femur to change it. Are you sure you want to chance it?
< afraid >

How you doin’?

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I don’t get it… :confused:

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You don’t tip handymen, you tip cows.

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[nitpick]

It’s not a light bulb. It’s a light flower.

[/nitpick]

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220, 221 whatever it takes

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So why does this thread merit two Threadspotting mentions? Perhaps because some people need more enlightenment than others.

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I thought it was flies that screwed in light bulbs.

(Don’t ask me how they get in there.)

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You should have said - who do you have to screw in a lightbulb to get a Threadspotting mention.

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Are we sure this is actually a burnt out light bulb, and not a perfectly functioning toaster oven pretending to be a burnt out bulb ?

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Don’t you mean “pandering”?

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Fozzie, are you in Colorado? Or maybe Washington?

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Me. Twice. Was it good for you?

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Light Bulb Dopefest?

Any interest in a Spring Light Bulb Dopefest? Our Tyre Rotation Dopefest only had a turnout of 5. Of course choosing an 18 wheeler was a big factor in that.

I’d prefer a Friday or Saturday afternoon/early evening, before sunset at any rate. I’m in Australia, but can travel anywhere with electricity access. Yes, we can pick a place that has screw threads, even though all my spare bulbs are bayonets.

Anyone interested? February perhaps? Anyone got an available socket? Or a really high wattage bulb? Would we allow incandescents?

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Yesterday morning I shot an elephant screwing in a light bulb. How he got in the light bulb I don’t know.

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First you get a really big light bulb and put it into a deep hole. Then you fill the hole with ashes and surround it with peanuts…

How you get his partner in there is beyond me…

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Mythbusters did the screwing-in-the-lightbulb thing some years ago. They busted it.

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Too heavy for the bulb? Too much flexing from the thrusting?