Watt’s the problem here.
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Oh great, another gay marriage thread.
Regards,
Shodan
As usual, people are clinging to the “just world” hypothesis, in which you can be guaranteed never having to live in darkness if only you’ll learn to change light bulbs. You’d think that by now - it’s 20freakin’12 for fuck’s sake! - everyone would learn to stop blaming the victim and realize that we need to acknowledge the darkness culture in our society. Living in the light is our right! We should never have to go in fear of darkness and if, Goddess forbid, darkness happens to us then you should put the blame where it belongs and not argue that we need to go around “changing” light bulbs. Fuck. That. Noise! :mad:
Lightbulb nuts make me sick, hiding in their homes and hoarding their incandescent penis substitutes. In a civilized nation, the state has a monopoly on artificial lighting.
Have you actually looked at your cites? They don’t say what you seem to think they say. in fact they support my argument that a light bulb cannot be changed by external forces; the bulb has to want to change.
I forget. What is it we’re changing the light bulb into?
Ooooohhhhh. Wait man! Like by DOPER you meant somebody who like, reads The Straight Dope and stuff man. Ooooohhh. Yea, now I get it. Wow. Yea, hey want some fritos, man?
There’s a handyman service in my neighborhood that I call for little jobs like this. They do a great job and are always very nice. Should I tip them?
Posts like this belong in the elections forum. Reported.
And if so, how much?
That the light bulb needs changing is conclusive proof for the non-existence of a Supreme Being. The supposed Creator of life, the universe, and everything said, “Let there be light”. If there were light, there would be no need for bulbs, and most certainly no need to replace them periodically.
The Veerhoven movie about it was a brilliant satire on the book’s original political message.
I could change it by myself, but that would be pampering.
DMark, Once you’ve ascertained the answer to your question, please consider opening an “Ask the person who knows how many Dopers it takes to change a light bulb” thread.
A thread disparaging the Dopers. And, the Dopers have failed to counter-attack the OP with the same vehemence. So sad.
I pit minors IN screwing in light bulbs. People who major in underwater basket weaving always minor in screwing in light bulbs.
Better yet, if anyone has changed a light blub, start “Ask the Doper(s) who changed a light bulb”. Then we can ask as the first question, “How many of you were there?”
See how easy it is to get information?
Only if they take off their shoes before entering your house.
And I pit miners screwing. At least down in the pit.
But we will break it to smoke off of!
I can’t believe you people!! A fellow Doper reaches out for help and all you can do is make jokes. I am *ashamed *to be part of such a heartless community.
It started as a light-hearted ‘screw you!’ and got very dark from there.