How Many Nipples Do YOU Have?

Do you have more than the standard number of nipples on your chest?

I’ve got 4.

The other two are quite a bit smaller than the main two, one is dime-sized and the other is only about as big around as a number 2 pencil. They are located about 3 inches below the main nipples. They also appear to be somewhat inverted. They don’t get hard when I’m cold, and they don’t have any sensation as far as I can tell. My non-superfluous nipples are very sensitive, though.

From what I’ve read, having superfluous nipples is a very common thing, affecting 2-3% of the population. Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple (http://itsb.ucsf.edu/~vcr/Actors7.html). I frequently see them on other people, but when I try to tell them that it’s a third nipple they usually try to dismiss it, saying that it’s just a birthmark. But I know better.

So do you have extra nipples?

Thanks.

Um, no. Thanks.

I have the usual allotment, but my wife has an extra pair on her upper abdomen below the others. I would never have noticed if she hadn’t pointed them out - they’re very tiny and similar in color to the rest of her skin. I ususally forget they’re there.

Good point, Skammer!

There’s something called a ‘nipple line’, that runs from each arm-pit to the groin. Along these lines is where the extra nipples are usually located.

They can be very small, so you need to look closely.

I have three total - two in the normal place and one underneath the left boob. I always thought it was a birthmark and only learned recently that it was an extra nipple. Unfortunately I get no sensation out of it at all (damn!)

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I only have the factory model. 2.

But I have a box in my desk with 12 more in it. Wanna see?

Now I know why you call yourself Surreal.

I know a person with an extra, functional nipple. The nipple is functional in that it gets hard when cold. Unfortunately, it does not lactate, the bearer of said nipple being male. Darn. Woulda been a hoot if it did. But I have only two nipples. And they’re too lazy to get hard at the same time; one gets hard, and the other stays soft. Then they switch places. Stupid winking police-light nipples.

I have two. Now get that pin away from me.

I stand corrected. This cite says that 5% of the population has at least one extra nipple-

http://www.drhull.com/EncyMaster/N/nipples_extra.html

I have three, and the doctor calls it an ‘accessory nipple’, so I guess I’m supposed to wear earrings on it or something.

Same setup here. I didn’t know the extra was a nipple until I was pregnant with my first child and my OB mentioned it – I thought it was a funky mole.

I’ve breastfed two kids and the spare doesn’t lactate. Sorry.

Robert, excellent Good Omens drop!

I’ve wondered how the witchfinders went about that end of the business and how well it would go over today.

"So, um…how many nipples do you have?

Piss off!

Well, if you don’t tell me, I’ll have to call you a witch and you’ll be hanged.

Okay, fine. Two.

Great. Now, let me see them.

What?

Witch! Witch!

Okay, okay, here."
Somehow, it doesn’t have the same impact without the threat of impending witchness.

I hope what I’ve always considered a mole under my right breast is, in fact, a mole. I don’t want a third nipple. Now y’all have scared me. I’m normal, dangit, NORMAL.
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My girlfriend has a third nipple about three inches below the standard one on her right breast, and it’s sensitive too.

She says the kids at school called her “Triple Nipple”.

I believe we had a thread about this topic before.

I have four. The extra pair is about 5 inches below the normal pair, are small and look like moles or freckles. They have no sensitivity. My daughter also has four, and her extra pair are about halfway between her breasts and her navel. They are so small they are almost unnoticeable.

My son has three. I didn’t even realize it was there until the doc pointed it out.

I’ve got a spare, about 3 inches below the right one.

I was wondering who’d bring up the “witch’s teat” rumor. Now pardon me whilst I go feed my familiar! :wink:

I have two, which is really two more than I know what to do with.

I’ve also got an extra pair about 5 inches lower. My cousin only has one on … his left side I think. But his dad, my father’s brother, has 6. 3 pairs going down his lines.

It runs in our family. I like em. They’re cute.