I’m just having a laugh. In fact I was laughing to myself while typing my response (lord, how I crack myself up). Not being male, both my hands are free while I pee so I can multi task 
I occasionally have company in the shower, so I’ve ejaculated as well as peed in the shower.
You know when your baby gets explosive diarrhea so bad that you have no choice but to strip down naked, baby+parent, and go straight into the shower?
Pee ain’t shit.
Mostly, I pee in the shower while I’m standing there waiting for it to warm up. So, no waste there.
However, I also admit to doing a lot of just standing there under the water doing nothing. I am an unrepentant waster of time in the shower.
Minutiae alert/you’d be wrong/
Depends what you mean by “letting it spray all over the place”. Peeing in the shower is a hands free experience for me but I wouldn’t call it spraying all over the place. Heck, if I wasn’t concerned about the ending dribble and initial aiming issues I could use a toilet hands free (I’d just need to position myself right). In the shower, unlike with my toilet, I can kick some draining water around or direct the shower-head if something doesn’t hit the main stream of draining water (it’s not like I have to hit the shower drain exactly). So I’m not letting it spray all over the place in that I’m doing my impersonation of a sprinkler but it’s not like I’m worried about it being a precision experience as I’ve easily got 3-4 times the targeting area of a toilet once a kick of my foot or a quick aiming of the shower-head are taken into account.
That said, if one was really concerned with saving water they’d take navy showers and I certainly don’t take navy showers. For me it’s purely convenience as I can head straight from bed to a hot shower without a detour on a cold morning standing in front of the toilet in my skivvies.
At that level of dilution? It’s no more icky than the soapy water that’s already filthy with all the other dirt that washes off the skin. It’s still 98% water.
Heck, some people enjoy “water sports” where they splash around in undiluted urine. There are people who drink small amounts of the stuff.
It ain’t like it’s battery acid or bleach or mercury or gangrenous pus.
What’s this about spraying? Is something wrong with your penis?
I’m a huge multitasker. So I’ve lathered up my hair, waiting for it to do its thing, and at the same time am soaping down my upper body. Of course I let out a huge piss simultaneously. I don’t spray any more than I spray the toilet when I’m pissing. It’s just a thin stream that gets washed away instantly.
I urinate every time I shower, minus a few times where I have to shit in the morning. It’s quite pleasant.
I think people who think peeing in the shower is wrong or gross are weirdos who should be shunned.
So as of right now the majority (well, plurality anyway) is I’m a guy, zero?!? Has the world gone mad?!? Is everyone lying?! Or am I just a pig? :eek:
You might be healthier if you shit in the kitchen sink and brush your teeth with toilet water.
Cecil discusses. But Slug’s illustration really says it all.
I don’t do it a lot, but when I do, I make a point to pee directly into the drain, so it doesn’t splash all over the place. It’s not at all like shitting in a sink.
Some of us can aim, you know, and that’s half the fun anyway!!
Meh. Sure once in a while. It’s a non issue with regard to plumbing or health.
Guessing that the people the have a serious ick factor with this, haven’t done much plumbing work. Some pee that went down the pee trap (ha) is the least of your concerns.
Just about every time I shower. I know enough about all the microbe world that I live in to know that my peeing in the shower makes not one bit of difference. Those of you who have a serious “ick factor” with this are welcome to not use my shower. 
A fair number of us pigs…
It’s funny; I never peed in the shower when I was younger. I only discovered the habit in my late forties. Maybe it’s an older guy thing.
Ya get up in years a bit, and bodily fluids just stop bothering ya as much as they used to.
“Wet dreams” used to mean ejaculation. Now it means drooling. So it goes.
My hospital floor used to have two isolated rooms used for radiation therapy for thyroid cancer. Patients had to spend 24-48 hours isolated, drink plenty of water, and were told to flush the toilet three times after each use, because urine and stool were both particularly radioactive post treatment. When the patient’s level reduced to near normal, and they left, radiology would go over the room with a Geiger counter, clean it, and scan it again.
According to one radiology tech - “we can tell where they pee, based on the CPM of each area. The percentage of male patients who pee in the shower isn’t 100%, but it’s damn close to 100%.”
Yes, I do, and not ashamed of it.
Feels liberating.
For those who find it disgusting…why? Does pee end up on the S-bend of the pipe and ferment and stink up the bathroom?
Except for the 4:45 part, this is me. I’m so pissed (heh) to have to get up and shower at all that I get right to it to get it over with.
I was surprised to learn that men don’t masturbate every time they take a shower. I mean, you have to soap up your penis, right? How does that not lead somewhere?
I voted guy, Zero, but only because I haven’t in the last 30 days. If it was in the last year, I would’ve voted differently.