So are the poll responses surprising to you? Or did you previously believe that no one did it? Because I always assumed that everyone peed in the shower.
Does anyone else agree with this statement?
Seriously curious.
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I’ve tried, but my company thinks it’s weird when I ask them get in the shower.
For me with the hot shower water flowing the urge is sudden and strong and yes I pee. I need to go right then and there and aim for the drain. Perhaps some remnant from infancy or fetus-hood that still exists in me. One hostel I stayed at had a do not to pee in the shower (or the owner will cry), I stayed there 2x, each time it was very difficult to honor that request but I did.
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We don’t think about sex constantly, despite what fake statistics say.
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My porn is sadly not waterproof.
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It takes time, which is often in short supply in the morning.
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Soap makes poor lube.
4b) Next to you’re in the shower, go ahead and jam some shampoo in your urethra. The burning will subside in an hour or so, don’t worry.
Huh? I’ve been self-pleasuring with soap – or often with shampoo – for decades now. Second time? How about the second thousandth time? I’ve never had a problem with soap in the urethra nor with irritation and friction damage to the skin.
The opposite! Soap makes it slippery!
I tried toothpaste once, wondering if the chemical irritation – toothpaste “tingle” – would be pleasant. Eh. Only sorta. It wasn’t something I ever cared to repeat.
Objectively, you say, something not subject to opinion. Cite?
Probably from me.
EDIT: Oh, wait. She said don’t masturbate. Never mind.
I’m a guy, probably every time I shower.
I never knew peeing in the shower could be such a big deal. If I need to pee and am about to shower, I’ll hold it until I get into the shower and then pee with wild abandon. I aim for the drain and let the water wash it all down.
Btw, I like to keep my bathroom clean.
There was mention of pooping in the tub…think there’s a band called bathtub shitter. Lol!
If I have to pee when I’m in the shower, I pee. If I have to pee prior to a shower, I wait to start the shower before I pee, in order to save a flush. It’s going down the drain anyway. Usually per month this happens about 5-10 times.
Oh, and while I pee in the shower, I generally am bathing my upper body simultaneously, so as to not negate the water-saving benefit via standing near-idle in a running shower.
They say pissing on your feet in the shower is great for athlete’s foot. Any truth to that?
When I shower with a woman, it’s difficult to aim for anything other than the ceiling. 
This is an easy question to answer as I’ve kept careful track of the exact number all my life in case I was ever asked. Zero.
I’ve never peed in the shower. Then again, I’ve never peed in the public swimming pool. I guess I’m a freak that way.
I’ve never peed in a pool. When I’m in the ocean and need to pee I get out and use the bathroom. But I pee in the shower. Go figure.
It may not be a good idea to pee while swimming in the Amazon River. 
I have to touch my old chap every time I pee, and yet that still manages to not lead somewhere every time. Hope that doesn’t surprise you.
Also, it’s very seldom that I use soap as a lube while whacking off. (Or indeed any other lube. There turn out to be benefits to retaining possession of the prepuce God gave you.)
I loofah with a jellyfish (it’s the newest trend!), so peeing is a necessity.
Yes, I know that’s an urban legend and per doesn’t help.
If I were stroking the tampon repeatedly against my sensitive bits, maybe. But thanks to all who responded – ignorance fought.