And I wish women would tell us what they want us to do instead of pretending they’re enjoying themselves and then whining to their friends that nobody has taught us yet.
The incessant cocktalk is one of the few things I dislike about The Wire. It makes me think either the characters’ lives are devoid of anything else meaningful or the writers aren’t as good at writing dialogue as they imagine.
Oh I agree. Behind every great lover is a great lover who taught them well. But sometimes it just takes something the unsatisfied lover has never thought of-- hence the advice from girlfriends (and endless, albeit highly questionable, tips and tricks in women’s mags).
Surely we can add all-male gay porn productions to the list of cock-talkers.
Heh, I’m sure. But it’s probably boring to them already because cocktalk on the set of a gay porn is all “business talk.”
“You see the new guy? He’s got a humongous cock. I hope he doesn’t replace me…”
“Bill, I don’t want to do hand job scenes with Mike anymore. He really tugs on my cock too hard.”
“So tell me, do you cover your cock in the tanning bed or no?”
All boring. Not half as exciting as what’s said in the conference room at the Baltimore PD HQ 