Oh well. Get used to disappointment.
Tree fiddy
Then it’s just a philosophical question. I think anyone here who says “no” to this offer isn’t actually thinking it through. I’m sure the Canadians would understand.
I mean, think about it; the way you have proposed it, our options are:
[ul]
[li]No change - About 2 billion people live good lives, 4 billion are on the bubble, 1 billion are in destitute poverty[/li][li]Take the offer - 6.97 billion people live good lives, 0.03 billion Canadians live in destitute poverty[/li][/ul]
There isn’t any way for Canada to find out it was me, right? Because I really like Canada, but for a hundred million bucks a year between now and my eventual death (of old age and/or overdose on hookers and blow), well. I can’t even say it’s a hard choice. Sorry, Canada :<
a really big meatball sandwich
Mr Alien, I can tell you’re a pretty sharp guy. Got a keen eye you too. (If that thing on the top of your stalk is an eye, that is)
And Canada’s a good choice, yessiree Bob. But it’s actually getting kind of stagnant.
So I’m gonna give you a much better deal.
Picture this now. You got yourself not one Canadian but one hundred Chinese to inflict with disappointment. Yessir, them Chinese have disappointment and suffering down to a science. You can really get your money’s worth from them
And I’m going to give you China at half the price. Yessir, you heard me right. In fact, you get a warranty on that too.
And just because I can tell you’re a sharp buyer I’m gonna offer you our weekend bonus. We’ll throw in Iran for just a few dollars more, North Korea at half price (it’s already primed and ready for miserable) and Pakistan comes free if you take the whole package.
Let’s just step into my office here and work out the easy-pay financing.
Fuck the aliens, I love Canada. They are like a more civilized version of the United States.
Missed the edit window: Afterwards try to get the world’s governments interested in doing the scientific R&D necessary to destroy the alien species. That species is fucked up and needs to die.
Of course I’m sure they’d take me seriously, some guy running around saying the telepathic aliens offered me money in exchange for giving them permission to invade Canada.
On one hand, it’s Canada. On the other hand, it’s Canada.
Nah. The only people allowed to pick on Canadians is us. But, like others, I’d be willing to cut a deal on North Korea. Or France.
Yeah… I think effectively omnipotent intergalactic civilisations only get defeated by plucky earthlings in fiction, and even so, if the aliens’ OS is Mac compatible.
You may still have to give back your Canadian card. You used eh wrong. Eh?
But where would we get our maple syrup?
Scram, Greenies! Or we’ll sic Glen Beck on you, he hates aliens.
I disagree, I think we will be greeted as liberators and the war should be able over in a couple of months.
You’re crazy, it’s over 10 months 'til Christmas
From Vermont, where it’s better anyway. 
You can take my Canadian Tire money when you pry it out of my cold (soooo cold!) hands.
Well sure, *you’d *say that…you’re Canadian.
Us USofA’ers need to look out for ourselves, though. What if they decide to come back, and next time they land in British Columbia and set their sights southward? Are you gonna remember that *we *saved *you *when it was **your **turn?
Can we really afford to take that chance?