Zette forgot this master work:
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000515.html
–John
'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the wabe.
Mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momeraths outgrabe.
Anyone else tired of Michael the wonder troll? I have wasted far too much time replying to his asinine thoughts at this point, so I declare my posts Masterson free from this point on. I hope the rest of you join in.
Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners.
And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off.
I hope its not LoveRock coming back.
upstatic, I think he said that he has a girlfriend. So this is a rather perplexing question.
I’m not trying to feed the trolls here, just pointing out one more to Cess before I rest my case: http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005591.html
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
With my SO - usually once a day.
When single - once a week, maybe…
The Sleeper has AWAKEN!
Did anyone else see Mikey’s post in the IQ thread? He says he got a 180. I almost laughed myself into a fit.
Somebody please get a rope.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
Quite an accomplishment, given that he was using a test that only goes up to 140. Hmm, maybe he measures his private parts using the same yardstick 
Anybody else think this guy could be Heatherlee’s brother?
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.
Maybe your username should be Michael Masturbates. Here are some tips:
This site might answer your questions:
"…it OK to masturbate? How much is OK? There is nothing wrong with… "
www.positive.org/Home/faq/masturbate.html
I got off at 3, but I didn’t leave until 4:15, and I have to go back in to do a couple of things tonight, so I’ll probably get off by 7:00…
I guess I got off 3 times today…that’s a little above average for me. :rolleyes:
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
You forgot his “how much money do you have” thread.
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“Disco balls create an enchanting, dazzling effect of light shafts, adding movement and glamour to any occasion”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
I get off each and every time an immature, rude, sex obsessed 14 year old posts lame questions to this board in order to boast about things that A) he doesn’t do, or B) he doesn’t have.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go change pants.
Just making my obligatry post asking everyone to ignore this thread from this point on and let Masterson fall off the screen.
Thanks
Mullinator, you have the MOST boring profile to date.
OK, Mikey, tell us. How many times can you get off in 1 hour? We’ll allow any props you need. Report back in an hour after you read this, and tell us when you plan to start.
:rolleyes:
Rich, please don’t feed the troll.