At what rate do you (the sd member) get off, on average in a day week etc…, with or without a partner?
My answer: 3
~-MCM-~
times a day.
Man, I thought bus service here was crappy.
– Sylence
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
Perhaps a more relevant question is this:
Where the hell does Michael Masterson get off, anyway?
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.
Someone appears to be a little preoccupied. And what’s with using U for you? This isn’t a Prince song, is it?
What are you, a stockbroker? I always get off at 5.
(rimshot)
But seriously, once a day (not inclding the faked orgasms whem I’m alone) keeps the psychosis away.
/me wonders if Michael Masterson ever thinks about anything besides sex. Or if he’s over 14.
I doubt it (either one). What a loser.
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O p a l C a t
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im 21 years old.
Well Mikey m’dear perhaps you should act it
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
I get off at 4:00, but I have to wait around until 4:30 when my roomie gets off before I can go home. :rolleyes:
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:rolleyes at the stuffy people. It’s not your average question, but it’s a valid one.
A few times a week, Mikey.
I would’ve gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!
Yeah… I want all U to get off your high horse!
I don’t think the folks here have a problem with personal material - just a problem with people coming out of nowhere and asking it. The same difference 'tween sharing secrets at a slumber party and answering the weirdo calling your house at 2:30am to ask if you’re horny.
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
I try to get off every day.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Cessandra,
did you miss MM’s previous post? No one being stuffy, just bugged from before.
He’s a 21 yr. old (supposedly) troll with a 14 yr. old mentality.
paz
I am large,
I contradict myself,
I contain multitudes.
~Walt Whitman
MM is a major troll. Check out his obsessive penis size thread. What a bore. A perpetually prepubescent bore.
Do not feed the trolls!
It’s time members lay off other members. Michael asked a question, if you aren’t going to answer it, don’t criticize him on his own thread.
Michael doesn’t have to grow up, the twerps who mock him need to act more mature. Your arrogance and pessimism isn’t wanted here.
Didn’t your mom ever tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all?
R.J.D.
They arrive in waves…
If life were always like this…if they took your guns and left this stuff…we’d live a lot better.
Well whenever the campus shuttles stop i get off, so that’s about maybe 2 times a day…oh wait, you mean something else, sorry…
I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.
OK, Cess. I’m not trying to be a bitch here. Just a little advice to look before you leap. Check out his other ridiculous threads:
Are you high? http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005570.html
Does SIZE really matter? http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005408.html
So before you “roll your eyes” at the skeptics, why not see if their wrath is warrented? I don’t like member bashers, either- but when someone new comes along with these weird kind of voyeuristic questions, it’s natural for people to be creeped out.
I hope you take this in the spirit in which it is intended. I’m trying to be helpful here.
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Every time the Metro train gets to the right stop. So, twice per day, I guess, not counting weekends.
I don’t really get the partner thing, though. Why would I need a partner to ride the train?
- Rick