Best suggestion yet. Always effective, at least for a few minutes.
Lorena Bobbit
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
I thought pressed ham was when you mooned somebody with your bare ass pressed against the car window.
Not that this will help you get rid of a woody.:rolleyes:
I just think about…
…typewriters.
Imagining and even chanting “bloody puppies” always worked for me. Just have to remember not to say it out loud or else people might think you are a bit off. Especially if you are attempting to use this manuver to extend your performance in the sack . . . you wouldn’t believe how fast screaming “bloody puppies” in the middle of the act will kill the mood.
I find typewriters extremely sexy, I don’t know why you wouldnt.
Nay, thats streaking.