Have you ever been in a public place, thinking absolutely no sexual thoughts whatsoever, and gotten a clothed but embarrassingly obvious erection for no reason whatsoever?
This has happened to me many times. I don’t know what causes it, but it’s emabarrassing as ever. It happened to me just the other day while walking from my car into a restaurant. Sex was ten light years away from my mind. All I was thinking about what I wanted to eat for dinner. I was wearing shorts at the time, and I was fully covered, but the “bulge” was terribly noticeable. What’s even worse…when you can’t subtly try to adjust yourself to make it less noticeable, without making the act of “hiding it” obvious. What do you other guys do if this happens?
It does happen all the time. Do you also have morning erections? I can’t get out of bed in the morning without full inflation. Is there some medical reason for this?
Nipple erections. Yes. Happens at the slightest chill in the air.
Right now, in my ‘office’ (read: cubicle erected in what was once a storage closet) it is about 65 degrees. In the hallway, a good ten degrees warmer. In the ladies room, about 60. In the office across the hall, about 80. Suffice it to say, if I move from my desk, I am going to get a chill either when I get where I’m going or when I get back.
I wear a slightly padded bra. Has zero to do with “enhancement” and everything to do with making the temperature in the room, shall we say, not register on my chest.
On this point, we’ve got it better than the guys, I think. Much less noticeable and much easier to hide.
Would I notice this on a guy? Depends on how close to him I am
I’ve never had it while walking. It’s usually when sitting down. Sex doesn’t have to be anywhere near my mind for it to happen. I’ve developed a soon-to-be patented method of concealment. In one fluid movement, I begin to stand up while leaning far forward, grab Mr. Happy and swing him until he’s facing due north and do a tuck. The tuck involves grabbing the strap of your boxers or briefs and using it to hold your little buddy close. It’s easier to hide that way. There is still some bulge, but unless somebody’s looking for it, they won’t notice anything.
Woops. Missed KimKatt’s post. I rarely miss an erect nipple. I think I have some kind of inheritted homing device built into my brain. My eyes just kind of zoom. Am I alone on this one?
Erections take place during REM sleep, and REM is most often found right before waking…which is why it’s there when you open your eyes…some say this is just a way your body makes sure oxygenated blood gets to your penis, keeping it…well oiled (i guess).
erect nipples? i don’t feel embarrased by them…i think it’s kind of sexy…and pierced nipples stand out even more…
Way back in junior high school and then high school, I had a “problem” almost ALL THE TIME !!! I didn’t care. Now days, when it happens, I just go to a private place and take said “problem” in hand and, well, you know. :D:D:D
I don’t believe that there is a medical reason for this occurance, but the most viable theory behind it would be from all the rubbing and sliding one’s penis goes through throughout his slumber, thus stimulating it, and causing it to become erect.
Now, for the OP, while in public, I hardly ever get those random erections. I get them a lot at home, but for some reason, never in public.
Mully, I’d be doing better if it weren’t so darned cold in here.
MSK, you’ll have to take a number after the one co-worker I did tell about it. He’s still waiting to see them. He will continue to be waiting to see them. He has already offered money and alcohol, and he is still waiting.
I’m not sure there is such a thing as a padded bra at my size I just resign myself to wearing a shirt over my tank tops and tees all through air conditioning season. Or walking around with my arms crossed over my chest like I’m protecting my virtue.