All I am offering you is my humble undying gratitude for bestowing your exquisite beauty upon us. No bribes, no catch, just an honest heartfelt thankyou. (and maybe a little drool;) )
Pertaining to erect pierced nipples, I find that not only do they stand out more, but they can be downright painful. I had six gauge rings in my nipples. When it got cold, the contracting flesh would cause the rings to stand out about 70 degrees to normal. The torque arising from this situation can be quite uncomfortable.
In regard to the OP, I really can’t relate. Sure, I get erections in public, but sex is on my mind when one occurs. I find the ol’ hand in the pocket conceals it while I think of old, naked men wearing nothing but black knee high socks to resolve the problem. The tuck thing just doesn’t work for me (unless you think that having something poking out over the top of your pants is less conspicuous).
S’cuse me, I have to go oxygenate my penis…
seriously, though, this is the reason for the morning woody?
I should have clarified the tuck. You also have to position him behind the shirt. Otherwise you end up in an even more comfortable situation. 
That was supposed to say uncomfortable, not comfortable. Damn typos.
Freudian slip eh, Ag?
My husband gets them pretty often, and I think it’s really very funny. My favorites are the ones he gets just as he goes to sleep. It almost always happens: watch him fall asleep, watch “Mr. Happy” come up for a look around. I don’t understand it, but I love it!
That’s great Katrina. You make 3 posts and you’re already embarassing your husband.
ren:
yes, your penis is mostly in a state of low oxygen supply, and at night, during REM sleep, erections, completely non-sexual, help bring oxygenated blood to your penis.
I’m doing my best!
Actually, he probably will want to kill me for doing that. But, I find “Mr. Happy’s” antics to be so amusing that I couldn’t resist.
Although you re-clarified that statement by replacing the word “comfortable” with “uncomfortable,” I think in certain circumstances one might find that scenario without the shirt will lead to an even more “comfortable” situation.
“yes, your penis is mostly in a state of low oxygen supply, and at night, during REM sleep, erections, completely non-sexual, help bring oxygenated blood to your penis”
That’s why it’s important to find a someone willing to give mouth to…head? Anyway, now ,as part of your coaxing, you can tell them it’s life or death. “Come on honey, do you want him to suffocate and fall off?”
Not a problem; in fact, I was going to mention it myself. If KimKatt can reveal the secret of her piercings, I’m fine discussing how Mr. Johnson apparently wakes up shortly after I drift away. 
Morning erections are covered under the ‘morning wood’ subject extensively. Have a look see.
As for public display MagicalSilverKey, it’s not polite to point
PS: As one gets older, this happens less often. Whew.I wonder if Big Brother has a morning woody webcam?
I would be willing to bet that out there, on the net somewhere, there is a morning Woody cam.
And Nen - yes, nipple erections have taken on a whole new sensation since the piercing. I’m lobbying to have them turn down the darned air conditioning in here… warmer temperatures would help!
ummm. Kim after looking at your pic, and you talking about your nipples, I’m getting one of those involuntary…ummmm…dammit I can’t say it much less type it…
grin
Ok, I had the absolute worst one in sixth grade gym class. Luckily, it wasn’t in the showers. It was so humiliating.
Anyway, I was standing behind the bleachers talking to a friend waiting for my turn to be called in to play basketball with the girls and boys and I got an erection. Not just the normal erection that points up and can be hidden well but the monster erection that points down originally and then tents up your underwear and relatively loose gym shorts in the way too conspicuous way. At the time, I wasn’t comfortable enough to re-adjust myself in public. I faced towards the corner and was hoping it would go away with several of my friends blissfully unaware of my situation standing behind me. Low and behold, who gets called on next to go out and play the stupid gym game. You guessed it, me. I didn’t want to turn around one of the gym teachers came and pulled me out of the corner and onto the basketball court also unaware of my problem until then. Everyone laughed at me. It was horrible. A gym full of stupid, evil, preteen boys and girls and me with one of the biggest boner shame moments of all time standing in front of them. The asshole coach still made me play basketball that round with my boner. It eventually went down before I had to go jump in the showers. I am just happy that no one brought up that moment after the class was over that day or ever at that school. I am happy that I moved away about two months after that happened. I am sure people were talking, it just never got back to me.
HUGS!
Sqrl
That’s bad, but the worst one has to be when my friend had embarrassing wood at a community swim team meet when we were 14. Not really that uncommon- you get 14 year old boys around 16-17 year old female swimmers, and it’s bound to happen.
What was awful is this guy got one immediately prior to his race. So there he is standing up on the starting blocks, wearing a speedo and with a full-on boner in front of our entire swim team(including the 16-17 year old girls), their team, and everyone’s parents.
He turned beet-red & got this really stoic look on his face, while the rest of us absolutely lost it. We made all sorts of jokes about his “keel” & how it helped him like the special keel on that Australian yacht did…
No clue as to the nipples…
As far as Mr. Happy -
The penis caused to be erect by high blood pressure. Normally it’s flaccid because the flow of blood is constricted by muscles. When you are relaxing, those muscles will stop contricting and blood is allowed to flow into the penis, causing it to be erect - for example when you wake up in the morning after a night of sleep you’re aroused. I have noticed recently that I will get a spontaneous woody during meetings as I start to get drowsy - I assume that it’s for the same reason - my body gets relaxed in the chair and as I start getting sleepy, up pops the boner.
I think that’s right…
It’s been years since I noticed a guy at full mast, in public. I’ve noticed guys doing all sorts of yanks and pulls and tucks at the crotch; perhaps they’re correcting what they don’t want me to see. However, I have a high sympathy level for embarrassing things happening in public. I’m so used to kids farting, cleaning up embarrassing messes and soothing wounded feelings, I’m full of sympathy and not a bit of judgment for anyone caught in an embarrassing situation.
Which just makes me ache to read Sqrlcub’s sixth grade experience! Hugs back to you.