Sometime, in the near future, I am going to get a new computer. As of now, I am stuck with a slow, lazy, whiny, low memory piece of shiitake that crashes whenever there’s the slightest problem. And erases my cookies while it’s at it.
I need some good computer-oriented invectives to yell at it. Mere common profanity will not do for the aggravation this thing is causing me.
“Son of a glitch!”
“Your mother wears analogue!”