Step 1: Bite a small hole in the chocolate.
Step 2: Suck all the air in the malteaser out through this hole, creating a vacuum inside.
Step 3: Release the pressure, allowing the saliva in your mouth to be sucked into the malteaser, melting the honeycomb within.
Step 4: Eat.
Delicious. Gross, but delicious.
I suck it and suck it until it melts. First the chocolate, then the malted inside.
How to eat a malteaser…
…With company… lots and lots of company. Shove em in.
Got anything else that tastes amazing only when eaten in an offputting manner? I had a friend who couldnt eat Starburst unless he squashed then between finger and thumb first: we thought this was vile, but he said they tasted better that way.
Okay, children: you’re probably wondering, how does Brundlefly eat?..
Tim Tams and the Tim Tam suck. You nibble a little bit off the opposite corners of the Tim Tam biscuit and then dip it into a cup of coffee and suck the coffee through the biscuit. Then you eat the melting Tim Tam. Yummmo!
Showing my ignorance again - what is a Malteaser?
I think they’re like what we call “Whoppers” around here…
Hey! What the heck are you doing over there? Come back home. 
God! Now I need a cold shower!
But Malteasers should be put in the mouth and crunched!
… after you nibble off all the chocolate 
I thought this thread was about a maltese dog with humping tendancies.
Malteasers are NOTHING like Whoppers. They are made of WONDERFUL slightly dark chocolate and the malted center is much better. That’s like comparing White Castle sliders to Big Boys.
The best way to eat them is to let them sit in your mouth until they dissolve. Mmmmm. Thank goodness I can get them at Meijer here in the states!