Clearly, he’s the Unabiker.
Look, you people are very sad. Making fun of people like that. I mean people who have problems phone up help desks hoping to have them sorted out, and they get very emotional about it and all you people can do is laugh about it? And the help desk people then record these phone calls and pout them on the net, like this, just for your sick amusement. Frankly I am disgusted.
Did you mean the one called helpdesk.wav on this site.
Could be, but it sounds like the wav file is chopped before he goes ballistic.
Sounds ok to me, ends with him threatening to sue “all you pieces of shit”.
The Cannon Customer from the first site I posted is the same one, try that.
It was chopped when I played it my browser for some reason, I heard the whole thing OK after I downloaded it.
Yeah, that’s exactly the one I was thinking of.
Except that it’s pronounced “blag-erd” (with that inverted ‘e’ thingy).
Now, here is the way to flame someone (quoted from one of the posters to that thread):
If it wasn’t so long, I’d use it for a sig line. Man, it took me five minutes to stop laughing.
Yeah, me too. You were right though, it was a novel, not a dissertation.
And that’s not a flame, it’s a vocabulary list.
Doesn’t matter. It still has “black” in it. :eek:
Where’s the “goat-felching”? It’s not a proper flame unless you call someone a goat felcher. Everyone knows that.
Smarmy = Hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous
Lagerlout = ?
Git = a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible
Bloody = Stained with (menstrual?) blood
Woofter = ?
Sod = A sodomite, an obnoxious or contemptible person
Bugger off = To leave someone alone (Bugger = sodomite)
Pillock = a person who is not very bright, stupid
Grotty = very unpleasant or offensive
Wanking = masturbation
Oik = ?
Artless = uncultured and ignorant
Base-court = 1. The secondary, inferior, or rear courtyard of a large house; the outer court of a castle. 2. (Law) An inferior court of law, not of record
Apple-john = A kind of apple which by keeping becomes much withered
Clouted = related to (muddy?) shoes
Boggish = ?
Boot-licking = To behave in a servile or obsequious manner
Half-twit = twit = A foolishly annoying person
Dankish = Somewhat dank
Clack-dish = Continual or importunate talk; prattle; prating
Plonker = One who drinks cheap or inferior wine
Gormless = Lacking intelligence and vitality; dull
Crook-pated = ?
Tosser = A masturbator 2: Someone who throws lightly (as with the palm upward)
Churlish = Rude and boorish, having a bad disposition
Boil-brained = ?
Clotpole = clodpoll = A stupid fellow; a dolt
Ponce = A pimp
Craven = A coward
Dewberry = A type of blackberry?
Pisshead = ?
Cockup = something badly botched or muddled
Pratting = One who idly chatters
Naff = To fool around
Cockered = To pamper, spoil, or coddle
bum-bailey = ?
poofter = Disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male
gob-kissing = ?
Gleeking = gleek = To make sport; to gibe; to sneer; to spend time idly
flap-mouthed = Having broad, hangling lips (from Shakespeare)
coxcomb = A fool
dread-bolted = Armed with dreaded bolts (from Shakespeare)
fobbing = To cheat or deceive
beef-witted = Stupid; dull
clapper-clawed = ?
flirt-gill = ?
Corrections or additions anyone?
That’s a nice one. The one I was referring to is called “HATE.WAV” on that same page. Good stuff.
Lager lout: person associated with boorish behaviour induced by cheap nasty beer
Woofter: homosexual (variant of “poofter”)
Bloody: just a general expletive, possibly blasphemous (“by Our Lady!”)
Oik: loutish “common” person
Pisshead: drunkard (“pissed” is English for “drunk”, not “angry”)
Pillock: colloquially used as stated: diminutive of “pill”, ball, hence a testicular reference
Plonker: synonym for “penis”, not derived from “plonk”, cheap white wine (itself a mispronunciation of “vin blanc”)
Pratting: from “prat”, archaic synonym for “arse”, as in “pratfall”, a rather obvious comedic device. Not to be confused with “prattling” or “prating”, both of which mean much what Encinitas said. “Pratting around” or “arsing around” just means “acting idiotically”
That’s a paragraph from the ultimate flame.
My fave part involves the “black hole of stupidity from which nothing escapes.”
Actually, it’s not. It was a reply into a thread which included a plagarized copy of what is now known as “The Ultimate Flame” on the Usenet group rec.sport.paintball sometime in august of '97. If I recall correctly, the guy who plagarized was “Ronin,” real name Richard something. The whole thing read “Or as we British would say” and then rolls on in that limey vernacular.
I picked a page for my link too quickly. It was indeed not the original ultimate flame. Here’s something more like what I recall the original to be:
http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a3709544a6e.htm