I recently found this page, an advertisement for a program that promises to give you all the psychological tips and tricks you need to get an ex-girlfriend to want to be with you again. (Turn off the idiotic sound clip at the top of the page if you plan on looking at it.)
It’s obviously a moneymaking scheme, though it probably contains some information that might be useful. That’s not what jumps out at me, though. It’s this: scroll down 3/4 of the way, to the section that says “Who Am I And Why Should You Trust Me?” which is ostensibly information about the program’s inventor.
Isn’t that a picture of a young Jon Voight? Possibly even a headshot for Coming Home?
Did the schlockmeister who created this page really think that nobody would notice?
I’ve looked at a lot of different ages and angles. There’s definitely some features that match up exactly like a funny bump high up by the right side of his face by his nose when he makes certain expressions. His ear lobes match. A grey spot in his beard. The shape of his cheekbone. The shape of the edge of his beard.
Hilarious. Though he could probably have used Cary Grant if he wanted to - that’s the nice thing about specifically marketing to idiots - you don’t really have to try very hard.
Heres a plan… Tell her all the goody things, you apologize, you love her, you wont give up until you get her back… Call her all day for one-two days and then just quit and forget about her… If she doesn’t come back well, at least you forgot about her…
I ask this honestly - not snarkily - what makes you think he cares? To those who don’t recognize him they will just think the writer is some hip, rugged handsome guy. To those that do recognize him a portion might believe the writer Jon Voight. Most readers (in the throws of being rejected) won’t care either way.
And if JV notices, this guy will just close up shop and open under a new URL with another actors picture. It is funny though.
Well, the photo on that page is named ‘matthuston.jpg’, so clearly you folks are mistaken. But I’m sure Matt would be flattered to hear that you think he resembles a young Jon Voight.
