I think you should get points for not pointing out it’s not a sci-fi (or SF, but we won’t start that) DVD, but a fantasy DVD.
And buy her flowers you big doof.
I think your lass is batso.
Huh. If one of OUR suppliers gave me The Two Towers DVD two weeks ahead of time, I wouldn’t have even noticed him trying to “chat me up”. Hmf, the guy could’ve been trying everything in punha’s post as well and I wouldn’t have noticed.
'Course, it wouldn’t’ve worked, because I’d be taking the shortest way between where I was at that point to home so DogDad and I could watch the movie.
::jealous sigh::
Dude. If she wanted you to pay attention to her telling you about the guy hitting on her, she really should have told you about it BEFORE she gave you the DVD. I mean, duh.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
this is why i’m often less than amused when my husband names me… well, not a geek, exactly. his term for it is “nerds in the herd.”
yes, i realize that OP was posted with 93.5% intent of pure entertainment. no, i am not humor-impaired. but yes, really this gets waaaaaaaaaay too close to reality for some.
DVD or no DVD, SkipMagic loves it when men hit on me (in fact, he chooses to believe that men are hitting on me when they aren’t).
It means he has something that other men want.
And if that something happened to come along with, say, a set of Buffy the Vampire Slayer CDs . . .
. . . he’d be in little Skippy heaven. 
's why I love flirt/picture threads:
B: “Paddy, should I post my picture?”
Me: “Sure, honey. I think you look good.”
B: “Mmm, ok. Come help me take a new one.”
::we now pause for a brief interlude::
B: posts the pic.
Minutes/hours/days later:
B: “Look! Fifteen people said they wanted to bear my surrogate lovechild! And these two said they’d give me cars, I’m so pritty!”
Me: “Lovely!”
Etc.
So what kind of cars did y’all get? I think she’s a hot tamale, too, but about all I can afford to offer up right now is a used bicycle.
It’d be better than my Fix or Repair Daily.
And we’re still working on getting a toaster for introducing misshornypenny to the SDMB;)
To those of you worried about garius’ relationship based on this geeky faux pas, fear not. The fact that they’re still dating after this and this, means garius is, relationshipwise, invincible.
I do have something other men want.
My Buffy, the Vampire Slayer DVDs. Men hit on them all of the time. 
The DVD will still be there after you’ve buried her face with kisses of gratitude, caresses of joy, and filled her ears with the righteous rage and threats for this slimy swine who has dared to sully her presence with his profane existence.
Women is delicate creatures, you know. They requires considerable maintenance. 
Please- someone tried to “chat her up”? Who the hell cares? You tell him to get bent, score some free loot, and move on! What are you supposed to do, exactly, I wonder?
Not the best plan. That movie is a smorgasbord of man meat. I don’t care how good looking you are or how much in love the two of you are; you will not come off well in comparison.
Junie,
pervy elf fancier.
Hit the nail on the head with that one Ms Pery Elf Fancier.
Besides you can have sex any old time, watching TT on DVD for the first time is an exprience which should be treated with respect.
FREE DVD’s fukit, send his ass over here…he can chat w/ my old lady too. Only prob. we don’t have a DVD player.
hmmm, wonder what that’d take? 
Im soooo jealous… never mind her Garius, its Two Towers for gods sake!
OH MY GOSH, YOU HAVE TWO TOWERS?!?!?!
…you seem awfully calm. I’m giggling with maniacal jealous laughter.
I have no real advice; I apologize.
Speaking as a gal, if someone had flirted with me ad gave me an advance copy of Two Towers any boyfriend wouldn’t have seen me for dust!
Make that a double!