How to resurrect Two and a Half Men

After being goaded into doing it by his agent…TED MCGINLEY!

Charlie dies, a illegitimate son from a sordid affair from 20 yrs ago claims the beach house and the rest of the estate.

Considering Charlie, I’d have to ask “Which one?” They probably have a union…“Fraternal Half-Brotherhood of Charlie Harper’s Bastards Local 321”.

Charlie will come back from the dead for 3 million an episode.

Charlie almost dies in an explosion. He returns as 50% man… and 50% machine! An ongoing joke is the cyborg’s lack of human genitalia.

Charlie and Berta finally hook up.

{shudder}
Nevermind