How Well Do You Want to Know My Postman's Dentist's 3rd Cousin

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I know you’re all dying to know more about her, so go ahead, fire away some questions. I’ll ask my postman, who will ask his dentist, who, if he doesn’t know the answer outright, will ask his third cousin herself.

Of course, my postman’s next dental cleaning is 4 months off, and he usually just sees the hygienist so I can’t guarantee he’ll even get to ask the dentist at that point about his third cousin, but we’ll try. I know how much some of you are clamoring for more personal information about her.

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Does your postman’s dentist’s third cousin know what a “Personal Web Page” is?

Has your postman’s dentist’s third cousin ever heard of a profile?

Okay, so that’s two questions. Sue me.

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I’ve been dying to know if she prefers Pizza Hut or Dominos.

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Cranky I think I love you.

And yeah the concept for the day is Personal Web Page and Profile.

Or otherwise the entire Teeming Ten Thousand + Dopers all need to open threads so we can ask each other entirely mundane and boring questions.

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What? Does this mean no one’s gonna tell me if Cranky’s Postman’s Dentist’s 3rd Cousin prefers Pizza Hut over Domino’s?

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Crunchy, does it really matter?

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I heard he liked Domino’s.

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whew

I am glad that I saw this thread. I was about to start my own topic “What About Nerdboy”.

In all seriousness, though, are we, as a society, lacking that much in common sense that people think that they will actually get somewhere this way? Or is it just an attention thing?

kudos, Cranky

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[sub][sup]Pssst… Primaflora… “He” is a SHE.[/sub][/sup]

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Damnit Prima, the third cousin is a she.

I think you’re thinking of the third cousin’s parakeet’s veterinarian’s landlord, who is not only male but also really has a thing for Domino’s deep dish with extra cheese.

That’s another thread, though.

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What? You’re going to start another thread?!

YIPPEE!!!

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It’s research for a coffee table book I’m writing about people’s Postman’s Dentist’s 3rd Cousins. So far it’s pretty slow going. :stuck_out_tongue:

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There are three sets of simulposts in this thread. ALL IN A ROW.

Just thought you all should know.

Hey Crunchy? My postman’s dentist’s third cousin prefers Chevy to Ford.

Hope that helps with your book.

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  1. What is her name?

  2. What is her quest?

  3. What is . . . the capital of Assyria?

[sub]AAAAAUUUUUUUGH!!![/sub]

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Boxers or briefs?
[sub]I can’t believe no one’s asked that yet…[/sub]

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Well, since the 3rd cousin is female, I figured it wouldn’t be applicable. Maybe a better question would be grannie-panties or thongs?

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Betty or Veronica ?

Latte or Cappuccino?

Camilla or Diana?

Aisle or Window?

Bette or Barbra?

Red or White?

Pepsi or Coke?

Butter or Margarine?

am or pm?

AC or DC?

N or M?

, or .?

Redb or Oss