The Judeo-Christian diety is so obsessed with his name and the power it contains that I think the key may be there.
This seems to be a pretty good guide on going about it…
… or would have been, if the writer had completed the work.
FOS The Invisible Pink Unicorn, employing a clever red herring to whitewash the truth.
I’m pretty sure it’s still ongoing, for what that’s worth.
I think in the TV show Supernatural, most gods require an oak stake through the heart (though YHWH is in a category all to his own - even his angels can wipe the floor with pagan gods).
As for killing YHWH, you might need the nails and at least a splinter from the Cross, in addition to the Spear of Destiny. That might only take care of one part of him though. Maybe an oak stake for the Father, and then Ray, Egon, Venkman, and Winston for the Holy Ghost? Or maybe we could just call David Copperfield and have him make the dove disappear. (Does this count as blasphemy of the Holy Spirit?)
Yes. You’re now going to hell when you die.
Sweet! Stuart’s picked it up again!
goes a’readin’
Having found that God is finite we simply confront her with something infinite … say human stupidity.
I’d use the approach used against Freddy krueger in the first nightmare on elm street movie, keep on telling him he ain’t real until he disappears. It has worked EXTREMELY well so far. Well, not on Freddy.
Send for Sparhawk and get him to bring Bhelliom?
Or Belgarion the Godslayer; it IS in his title after all.
You could put God through a teleporter. Of course, it doesn’t really solve the problem…
What if there’s a mishap and the original God isn’t destroyed, so now there’s two Gods?!
Also, monotheists would likely have a fit.
Z-zu-zu-zuh-zombie God!
We’re doomed.
Don’t know, but I’m blaming Ganymede no matter how I do it.
I’d cross the streams.
Obviously, with a 1920’s Style Death Ray.
Assemble a band of plucky Japanese teenagers with pointy, multi-colored hair and the power of friendship.
I wouldn’t look to crucifixion as a long-term solution.
Regards,
Shodan
I’d challenge it to transform it’s being into a kitten, then whack it with a big stick.
“I don’t believe in fairies… I don’t believe in fairies…”