I drag out my cheesiest southern accent and say, “Ahm jist as faaahn as faaahn kin bee! And haw yew??”
My funny but annoying brother says “I’m happier than a pig in shit.” Pigs, contrary to their reputation, prefer to NOT be in shit, or slops, or mud. But then, he’s not a happy person, so he may be right.
My frequent reply, “Peachy keen,” is sometimes mis-heard as “Pizza King.” That’s an eatery in this area.
[Big Gay Al]
I’m super! Thanks for asking!
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“If I was feeling any better it would be illegal.”
“I’m not sure. I’ll get back to you around 5:00.”
I just say “hi”. You would think it would confuse people, but nobody ever comments.