I’m not worried.
I’m pretty sure there is a clause about this somewhere in my insurance policy.
There is absolutely no way the zombies could get me. Entry to my dorm requires RFID card access. 
Psshaw, all zombies have RFID cards. Haven’t you ever played Resident Evil? How do you think you get from one restricted area to the next?
Crap! Oh well. Maybe the stairs will trip them up. That or the really heavy door to my room.
I, for one, welcome our new Zombie overlords
Ding Dong
Who is it?
Zom…err…ah… Candygram!
Candygram? Who would be sending me a Candygram… Aiieeeee!
HA! HA! Zombiegram!
If they’re the type of zombies that die when they step in a puddle of dog pee, no problem. The dog will even distract them so they don’t notice the pee, by barking ferociously while simultaniously running backwards.
Home? I’m toast.
Workplace #1? Large glass panels everywhere - I’m toast.
Workplace #2? Aircraft hangar - we all pile into an aircraft and hope (a) it’s pointing the right way, (b) it’s been sufficiently repaired, and © that someone can fly it.
Oh, man!
If they came after me at work (they probably would just want to worship me, rather than eat my head - see above), I could have loads of fun.
I could sledge hammer or chisel out pieces of them.
I could sawzall bits of them off.
I could run run a chalk line on them, making it easy to free hand a skill saw on them.
I could run a really straight line on them with the table saw.
For that matter, I could cut a dado into them.
I could nail their limbs onto the studs.
Or perhaps some sort of threaded fastener might be applied.
Then I could tape off and backfill them.
Finally, a nice application of sealer and gloss. Several coats, sanded in between.
“My, I LOVE what you’ve done with your zombies!”
I think my light saber should take care of them.
Zombie sympathizer!!! damn, now the zombie hordes will know all about our preparations and defenses! we’re doomed! DOOMED I tells ya!
-*Logan 5 runs to the nearest church looking for safety, only to find the congregation feeding on the body of Christ!!! OH NO! They’re everywhere!!! *
Crucifixes wouldn’t help you anyway, Paul – they’re generally effective only against European/Christian vampires. I have no idea what holy symbols are used in Islam, but I’m sure they’d be effective against Arabian/Muslim nosferatu. Would the guards mind conducting a research project for us?
Back to the OP: At home, I’m screwed. I’m on the ground floor, with floor-to-ceiling windows in multiple rooms. I have some makeshift weapons, including a fireplace poker, and a few real ones, including a large dagger (12" blade, previously discussed a few years ago). I figure I could hold off one or two scout zombies, but I would fall to a determined assault.
OTOH, if I link up with a Zombie Cleansing Team, I have very good sniper skills, and would be a useful addition to their force.
I’m just a bit worried about how much thought some of you have put into this question.