Humoresque chain letter

Realx, this is not a real chain letter, just a parody of one that I think is funny:

http://www.rusbasan.com/Humor/Chain_Letter.html

Interesting letter.

To the tune of Dvorak’s Humoresque:
“Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets when the train
Is standing in the station,
I love you.”

can’t remember the rest, darn.