Hush up, Lance Strongarm.

Meh. He is guilty of being boring.
I’m following the SSM thread (it being one of my hot-button issues) and he is playing rhetoric games.
No, there is no physical or logical reason to automatically presume that all anti-SSM arguments are based on prejudice. However, like a pink crow, just because something *could *exist does not mean it does, and we will all apologize if you can show us one. So far, no anti-SSM argument has been presented that isn’t based on maintaining the “otherness” or inferior social position of homosexuals.

It seems to me that people who are arguing against lance strongarm have an awful tendency toward straw-man rephrasing of what he says, rather than simply rebutting what he actually says. If he’s wrong, say why he’s wrong, but don’t go through the gyrations of “In other words,” or “But that implies,” or “I think what he really means,” and so on. This is excruciatingly dishonest.

That said…lance…you need to work a little on your rhetorical skills. Your ripostes have a tendency to be just slightly out of line with the thrusts. You have a tendency to say things just a little off-kilter. I feel very strongly that your correspondents have been taking unfair advantage of this, trying to impute serious failures in reasoning on the basis of these very minor linguistic solecisms. Still, in at least two long-running debates, you could have avoided a lot of hassle by being just a bit more clear.

This is like a pool of sharks or piranha. The tiniest scratch on your knee, and they go into a frenzy at the scent of blood.

Please. We know what he’s saying. But the level of certainty he’s demanding is unreasonable. By his logic, we could not even say an apple will fall to the ground if dropped. There may be a chance – an infinitesimal chance, but still a chance – that gravity will be reversed for that particular object and it’ll go rocketing away from the earth. Because of that chance, saying “This apple will fall” before dropping it is arrogance.

If such a thing did happen, we’ll all go “HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT HOW DID THAT HAPPEN.” But until it does, we can be pretty confident it won’t happen.

Yeah, he’s not nearly as ballsy.

Wz.!ugly on
Np

Maybe the chewbacca defense can show us how SSM is bad.

Well said!

No, but apparently he is a bit of a dope.

Insults like that are the telltales of the soft mind I was speaking of.

You’d think, but there’s so much competition these days.

Bullshit. Plenty of people who don’t have “soft minds” use those kinds of insults or curse for humor/emphasis. People with minds even sharper than yours, if you can fathom it! I’m sure all your conversations are akin to Dorothy Parker and Oscar Wilde exchanging witty banter with nary a cuss word in sight, but just because you consider those who use profanity morons doesn’t make it so. Giraffe’s response to you was more entertaining than any of the humorless remarks you’ve contributed to the thread.

I didn’t realize the Pit was a comedy tryout.

Ok, from Giraffe’s repertoire, you woodstockbirdybirdare a retard.

Didn’t that sting?

Don’t mind him. He’s just upset he didn’t win the World’s Biggest Retard competition this year.

See? That was actually humorous. And much less smug than blanket statements about “soft minds” using profanity.

Son, you are embarrassing yourself in this thread.

You’re embarrassing yourself! You’re embarrassing yourself! The whole thread is embarrassing! Dopers are embarrassing! That poster, that sick, crazy, depraved man, posted a nancy-pants OP, and he’d like to do it again! He told me so! It’s just a message board! It’s a message board! It’s “Let’s Make A Deal”! “Let’s Make A Deal”! Hey Sitnam, you wanna “Make A Deal”? I got an insane moderator who likes to close threads like this! Whaddya wanna gimme Frank, a suspension?

You have to admit that it’s total bullshit that they require drug testing. I’d have totally won if it weren’t for that damn poppyseed muffin.

I guess it was too much to hope the smugness was just a fluke.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, here.

What? No ‘fuck’ or ‘retard’? That’s not funny, try again.