Kelworth, which is my pseudonymous surname.
Fake Newsman
Off the top of my head, I’d like to be Good Day Sir.
So if a guy asks you to name an SDMB poster to play designated expert, you could confidently reply, “Good Day Sir.” And if he later complains that nobody offered any recommendations – well, you could reply with an indignant “I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!”
Probably something weird like Nictitating Membrane.
(I am a version of A. Nonny Mouse on a newspaper website, N. Onnymoose.)
Leonard Pine
St. Ankey
Maybe Cal Amahry or Boy Named Sue She. Or maybe I just need lunch.
I’d go with Czarcasm.
Admiral Pants.
Nope-See post #5. Gotta pick a new name.
Right around around the rest of the Net I’m mostly calling myself Sasha Honeypalm- but I like the sound of Necessary Eagle, too.
Maybe “HorrifiedOnlooker”
Oh, something like ReportPost.
Treason Angel (From a Jets to Brazil song). That, or Little Bobby Tables.
If I had to do it all over again, I probably would have gone with Bugvomit.
Gene Pool, as in “face down in the…”
Late for Dinner.
Regis Bucktrout
I used to live near the intersection of two streets named Regis and Bucktrout and always found the combination amusing.
Dr. Lucifer A. Satan. Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name.
I almost chose this one instead of Dendarii Dame: Dayglo Pterodactyl.