Either Real Estate Novelist or The Pompatus of Like.
Either Tad Cooper, or The Fake McCoy.
Or I’d stick with the Demon Princes theme and go by Alusz Iphigenia Eperje-Tokay.
If I were female my backup name would be inspired by a freeway sign near Mobile that told me that it was the exit to
DAPHNE
FAIRHOPE
I think, in a thread a couple years ago,
Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk
was mentioned as a hypothetical possibility.
(The context then was names that one-shot drive-by spammers might use.)
Or names that would get you shot by the Moderators.
The Grounds at Pemberley
All of Jane Austen is vaguely comedic, I’m told, but I took it very seriously. The only joke I got was the only real joke broad enough for me to get:
*"Will you tell me how long you have loved him?’’
"It has been coming on so gradually, that I hardly know when it began. But I believe I must date it from my first seeing his beautiful grounds at Pemberley.’’
Another intreaty that she would be serious, however, produced the desired effect; and she soon satisfied Jane by her solemn assurances of attachment.*
I’d be Doxie.
A trophy guy
Gonzo P. Freedclean
Long story.
Captain Jetpack
That Guy
Bobbie Wickham
Rank and Filer
Target
Marshall Jim Duncan
My new name is Surely.
You don’t think I’m serious?
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley!
Trump Tower Wiretapper
then I’d get sick of it after a couple of days, and get it changed to InkyAndClyde.
Sarcasmo The Magnificent
That Damn First Name
The Spoiler
Comic Book Pending
Regulatory Enforcement Bureau
Your Ad Here
But Wait Theres More
Cheap Affordable LASIK
Go with Czarcasm-. The rules only state that it can’t be a variant on your old name.
Hmmm
First choices would be,
**A. Hornymousse Johnson
Sparkly Tree Topper
Three Trees Jones
**
Second choices
**Darth Ursus Theodorus
A Thane Called Ted
Frank**
I’ve taken the liberty of giving myself several primary and secondary choices, just in case.