After watching Thumb Wars, the only name I’d pick is Oobidoob Scooby-dooby Benubi. It’s the silliest name in the galaxy!
Imogene Splicer
The Artist Formerly Known As Lurking
Jesus H. Christ!
No, too sacrilegious. Instead I’ll take Socratease. Or Stephen ColdBeer.
Uh Oh Spaghettios.
I so believe in you. Even though I wanted TadCooper for myself.
One that I’ve had in the back of my mind for a few years: Elrond Hubbard
Kitty 54th Street.
This is the old trope for your adult film name “first pet, plus street you grew up on.”
I remember that from Will & Grace. Karen’s was “Shu-Shu Fontana.” Jack’s was “Glen 123rd Street.” 
I’ll go with Sorgine (the same one I chose for that Halloween “change your name” thing) or Meiga. Both have the double meaning of “magic woman” and “magic stuff”, in Basque and Galego respectively. They’re exotic ways of saying Fae :).
Fun Guy from Yuggoth.
My usernames usually get more and more funny the more often you read them!
Hi, I’m Fuzzy Maple.
Although I’d probably go with my Captain Underpants Name Generator name Loopy Hamsterlips.
Love Puddles
Siri
or if that’s taken… OK Google
I think I would have to change my screen name to “Visionary Idealist”, as people keep seeming to confuse me with someone who accepts the status quo.
If that’s too extreme, I suppose I could go with “A weird formation of meat”, as that is fairly descriptive as well.
That is strangely brilliant.
Maybe I’ll go with Arthur Jackson’s Second Shed.
Johann Sebastian Baklava
There’s an exit sign on I-70, west of Kansas City, that I know has inspired several RPG character names, and which also feels like it’d be a better name for a woman than for me:
Tonganoxie
Eudora
Etaoin Shrdlu.
Gesundheit.
:p:D