While we’re at it, how was the name Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor arrived at?
Nobody. Because that’s pretty much who I am here.
Rivkah is the same name as Rebecca-- Rivkah is Hebrew, and Rebecca is Anglicized.
So I would be The First Mrs. De Winter.
Mine would be Andrew 152nd St. Unless you could some temporary pets we had before Andy (people on sabbatical). Then it would be Hilda Valentina 152nd St.
Now see here, my good man. I will not be mocked.
And as long as I’m here, my new alias would be Lou Steulz.
Czarcasm. Because it’s the best damn name ever and I’m pissed it isn’t mine.
Dammit.
I dunno. I got this username because everything I thought of was already taken, and I had a wee temper tantrum at the system for continuing to tell me I couldn’t have the name(s) I tried.
Sarchasm, maybe? Except I’m sure it’s already taken.
I hear that’s a popular drink in Vermont.
Butterscotch schnapps & maple syrup. Suggest you add vodka.
Really? And I thought it was because your real name is Tony.
You can me A Lurking Grue.
And please turn off the light.
Doctor Whom
Verminthrax. I’m occasionally tempted to get it changed, especially when people mistake me for a nazi. Which hasn’t happened here I don’t think.
Troy Tempest. Because I had such a crush on Marina.
I’d be Fluffy Kingston, which kind of works. 
Similarly, there used to be a restaurant near me called Jonathan Livingston Seafood.
God
I feel it would give my posts some gravitas. Also, I think it would make quoting my posts fun.
I think maybe I’d like to be known as reported. Just because I know it would be a headache. 
After recently reading a Green Acres thread, I’ll pick Eustace Haney.
We don’t have a WhatMeWorry, do we?