Hypothetical: Who are you, again?

Ding, ding! Spelling error! This board does run on Linux, no?

Buttercup Toiletsquirt

hmmm

has possiblities

A Tiny Vibrating Dwarf in a yellow rain slicker & rain hat yodeled it to me in my dreams.
When I was five.

good one!:smiley:

I’m more of a nobody than you! :eek:
Let’s see…

“Wait, what?”

“The Real Santa Claus”

“My middle name is Attitude”

“Listen for once”

“quityerbitchin”

how long til you get banned?

mc

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Quite Staggeringly Popular, a line from Monty Python’s cheese-shop sketch.

One Armed Bandit Since my accident left me with a disabled left hand.

Believe it or not, some of my ideas have been taken above.

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SinkyPinky.

I had two female beta fish. One was FloatyGimpy and the other was SinkyPinky.

I am a Meat Popcicle

Or I might be Conotocaurious (“Town Destroyer”), a Seneca Indian nickname given to George Washington.

A man who wasn’t there.

Oh wait, scratch that…

Mangled Baby Ducks

Cuthbert J. Twillie

Mr. Underhill, a LOTR reference.

:: Hopeless Internet Crush on Nava ramps up a level ::

The username I didn’t know I wanted has been taken for a long time: Cartooniverse. So I would either go with Komiksulo, which means “comics guy” in Esperanto, and which I use elsewhere, or I’d go with something out of left field, like Big Old Dead Dog Road, the half-glimpsed name of a road I didn’t quite see while on the way to Yosemite Park one time.

HM Minister of Silly Walks, another Python gag.

Having just seen “The Holy Grail” on the big screen the other night, I’ll go with Ralph the Wonder Llama.

And a non-Python one: **Darth Vader Ginsberg **

Steelsieve - as in I have a mind like a steel sieve.