And if I was going for the pet/street-name name, I would be “Pud Leighton” (rhymes with “would fray-tun”).
What? It isn’t any sillier than “Rex Tillerson”…
Law Offices of Godwin & Poe
Now I’d change it to Spruce Bringsteen
I might go for Markoff Chaney or Tarantella Serpentine.
Either Voodoo Adult (Slight Return) (with the consequent need to change my title)
or
Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
Turquoise
Since I’ve always simply used my first name as my user name, I’d go with my middle name.
Aire y Hola.
Not again!!
Chalky White
Miles Naismith Vorkosigan
erlanger
Ehhh, same thing.
1920s Style Death Ray on a Treadmill
That way you guys couldn’t stop talking about me.
Marble Chair