Hey, Hamlet, you ever see the MST3K Hamlet episode? It was German, and looked like Sprockets from SNL!
Crow: This has taught me not to kill any of your fathers and marry your mothers!
and here is a link Unofficial Quote List But it hasn’t been updated for a few years.
Dude, has anyone see the 10th premiere, Soultaker? The guy who played Brad-the dude who became a soultaker and helps the John Stamos guy, is now on Young and the Restless!
“Kay was sitting in Study Hall…”
Crow: “With a loaded gun.”
I actually own Pod People. The MST version. I think my favorite line is “Meanwhile, in a completely DIFFERENT movie.”
I saw that one. It was weird.
“Lame-aertes!” “Craplet!”
“‘Cut his throat in a church’…why, I oughta smack him…”
I also love that one, hopeless Shakespeare junkie that I am. MST3K and Shakespeare was something of a dream come true…
Of course, the host sketches weren’t all that great, except for the ending with Fortinbras. “What am I to do? Force myself on another play? Am I to waltz up to American Buffalo and say ‘Hello! Have you a need for a Norwegian nobleman to wait for bodies to be carted out?’ I don’t think I’m being unreasonable here.”
(BTW, was that really Ricardo Montalban dubbing Claudius’ voice?)
Hamlet: “To be, or not to be…”
Mike: “The literary equivalent of ‘Da-da-da-DAAAH!’” [i.e. Beethoven’s Fifth…that doesn’t work so well in text.]
“Famous rapper Notorious K.I.N.G.”
Claudius: “Now the king drinks to Hamlet!”
Servo: “Hell, the king drinks to ANYTHING!”
“Check out our Pieta impression!”
Horatio: “Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”
Mike: “Unfortunately, they’re Northwest flights of angels, so they’ll be late.”