My whores are miserable, and I have NO thugs. Bleh.
We need those alliance thugs armed with at least Tec-9s.
I just lost five hoes
Sorry about that, Sue.
I needed less hoes anyway. Those biatches was bringing me down.
I need more turns. mmft.
I’d help, but I have a rather paltry set of weapons compared to this…
I disagree, they need AKs…no doubt about it.
I’s signed up as Gill Bates, send me the invite, yo.
Yo, if some punkass attacks you while you’re gone, how can you tell who the bitch was?
Word.
Yo, I went after 17517, but he’s too far below my attack range, so it wouldn’t let me gank his ass.
I’m sitting on 101 thugs, 53 AK-47s, 10 Tek-9s, 13 Shotguns and 5 pistoles. And, as of now, I gots 108 turns to burns.
JoyfulGirl, you gotta click onthe console link at the bottom, and follow the Attacks link.
Sue -
Nope, lowriders are useful for getting your hoes to the corner. The more you have, the more money you make.
The moral of the story kids?
Know The Pimp Bible!
Thanks Falcon!
Is anybody playing today?
Gonna be playing today. A round right now and a round right before I leave work.
And for all you badass mofos that are getting worked up at being a pimp, you might as well look the part.
BTW, I still didn’t get my invite. Hook me up so I can start mowing down some thugs and stealing some hoes.
Woohoo! Part of the alliance now, baby. And just in time, as I got attacked for the first time (a futile attempt, I killed two of his thugs and got $64 from the deal). And MawkOne is gonna be hurting real bad, real soon. Bwahahahaha!!!
If you got any more room in the SD alliance, hook me up. The name is Da_Professa and my stable is full of bitches waiting to be pimped out for chump change.
DAMMIT!
I was building my thugs up and 18565 attacked me and killed 19 of my thugs in a drive by.
We need more offensive and defensive thugs with AK-47s.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but your whores are less likely to be bought off by crack if they’re happy, right? If that is the case, before you log off, set your whore’s cut to 100% and they should be damn near unstealable. Just make sure to change it back before you actually start playing again. 
Perhaps I should let y’all in on a little thing I know 
Firstly, Offensive Alliance Thugs cost $10,000 each.
Defensive Alliance Thugs? $15k.
Sadly, there’s no way to change their weaponry, either.
If nobody’s opposed, we could raise the alliance dues, and pick more of them up, faster.
I’m fairly indifferent to the dues going up or down. I’m fairly well off at the moment as long as I don’t piss off anybody w/ too much manpower…
Anyway, I just wanted to add that there’s another pimpwar game at http://www.redlite.org/. I founded the StraightDope Cartel there as well.