Fidelio.
I joined the StraightDope alliance by virtue of Hastur (and of course BigBabyJesus being nice enough to invite me) . . .all without ever having been here. SO . . . here I am. And I have AK-47’s. Be glad I’m on your side.
So . . being a pimp isn’t bad. It got me here didn’t it?
Somehow I have been blessed by coming to my account to see:$18,446,744,073,664,542,720 for money for me to spend.
This is TRIPPY.
I have 20,000 thugs with AK-47s.
It looks like a lot of other people experienced major wealth, and the glut of buying took the server down.
Damn.
I had a billion thugs with a billion AK-47s.
The server is back up, and I still have an insane amount of money.
I came back to no money, and no crack (I had 2000 rocks,) but 20 extra thugs and a new low-rider. It says I’m in hiding, but it also says I wasn’t attacked. What’s goin on here? Hiding? How do I un-hide myself?
Hey, if you give them all typewriters, they’ll eventually recreate the works of Shakespeare. 
I gotta check this game out…
I think the thing’s all buggered out.
Anyway, now that I’ve reached a decent power level, wanna invite me? I’m a rather tough pimp, if I do say so myself 
Damn, and I wiped out a guy’s army of 119 thugs last night, I guess before this happened!
I’m in and hooked not (as Junior Eight – geddit?), and am currently getting my butt stomped by two lowlifes called Bozze and Mashpimpy who keep storming my house, killing my thugs and stealing my money. Bastards.
So…if anyone is inclined to go pound these two on my behalf, I wouldn’t object at all…
Well, I came back to no money, 9800 condoms and 9800 rocks for the 98 whores I had, and somewhere around 15 new thugs.
Not so bad since I came out ahead by selling off most of the crack.
jr8 get into the alliance and you’ll have the benefit of the alliance thugs.
After awhile they handled the money bug which was giving lots of people an insane amount of money and reset most to having 500 thugs and five hundred of everything else they were stockpiling, except for leaving people 10 lowriders.
This still left me way ahead as I had only had 71 thugs and now I have 511.
There was also a whore bug which would allow one to spontaneously get 120 whores while scouting. Doesn’t that bug sound sweet?
I tried registering but it was telling me the game is closed and that my registration failed. Bummed, I went to redlight distrikt and registered as DaWolverine. Still waiting to receive my password so I’ll let you know tomorrow what I think.
Can I get an invite to the Straight Dope Cartel? (I registered in Philly)
OK… you gotta add WhamDaddyPimpO to your alliance!! BTW who is Brydogg? I always use that name (with one g) in online games.
So, anyone gettin’ hassled up in here? I gots me a mad army, yo. I wants to put my boys to work, and kill me some rivals. Biotch. Yo.
Werd.
Wolverine, your invite is sent (assuming you’re #636, anyay).
Sue, glad you like the happy whore idea, even gladder that it’s working for you.
As for me, I got the extra crack glitch and I’m saving my 11k+ crack rocks for some serious hoe stealage somewhere down the line. I’m loading up on AKs, and have about 102 thugs now. Ready to go regulate on my old friend MawkOne, who seems to have recovered almost miraculously. I’ll keep you guys posted.
As for redlite, well, we’ll have 3 members soon as Wolverine joins. I’m doing pretty well in that game too, though guns are expensive as all hell. On the other hand, it’s a lot easier to recruit and keep people happy (make drugs, lots and lots of drugs).
I’m feeling like Mne. I got me a mad crew and my favorite target started hiding like a bitch after I home invaded him.
Well, off to go scout me more hoes…
Mr_Gotti(301) got pissed because I mowed his thugs down like wheat and stole his whores and all his low riders. Jerk accused me of cheating, said he knew one of the developers, and was going to get me banned.
Some people just cannot lose at a game gracefully.
Yes, please! I be #22533.
k im off to be a pimp warrior to you can count me in on the alliance.