Got the invite, Demo. Thanks. Let’s rub 'em all out.
I need to wait on more turns now. I used all mine. 
We be Rollin’, yo.
Y’all got my back? I’m tired of these punk bitches stealin’ my ride.
KKb and Wolverine…where y’all at, yo?
Apologies to my peeps. I’ve been busy cruising for hoes and free swag down at E3, and exhausting myself (and several hotties ;)) in the process. Sending out invitations right this minute, yo.
Are you aware that the alliance that is TWO places behind :eek: us at PimpWars is called…
get ready for it
The_Felchers?
Methinks we need to kick some ass.
Yo Yo Yo.
I wanna get down wit yo badass alliance, but the biznatch server be dissin me.
I need in on an alliance.
waxpimp #2119 someone hook me up and send me an invite.
KKB, we created a cartel already. It’s called “homeslice”. Hastur is in charge. Send him a message to get an invite. Time to start buying some cartel thugs…
Bringing in tha hos, cookin’ up the smack, smoking the rock…
My mom would be SO proud.
This game really needs a Ho Slap button.
BTW, Hastur, how did you get in the low 30’s so damn quick? I feel like a punk right now.
Demo, it looks like Homeslice is young yet (either that or you guys have cash you didn’t get to use yet). Anyway, StraightDope already has 8 Uzi bearing thugs already, so I’d hate to disband it.
Say, that wasn’t the preview button… :rolleyes:
Anyway, if there’s a way to combine cartels that I don’t know about, then I’m all over it. Otherwise, well, we’ll see. Nothing wrong with an informal alliance, right?
Oh, and make that 14 uzi packing alliance thugs. 
The game’s been reset. Anyone care to start the alliance again?
Doh! I forgot… if you do, re-invite me. PalmolivePimp.
I am Pimp_Noctum
The StraightDope (one word) Alliance is reborn in NYC. Dues are currently 15% (let me know if that’s too much/too little to start with), and now that E3 is over, I’ll actually be on top of sending out invites and whatnot.
Let’s kick some booty hard and fast this time out.
My husband guilted me into joining his alliance, and then proceeded to play Pimpwar on both computers.
Thanks, though, for the invite.
Someone wanna reinvite me in PimpWar? I’m Pimp_Mistress, #18534.
All my hoes…gone…sob
Word!
What up bitches, I’m FunkyMcDuck at redlite, ID#1017.
How do I join a Cartel?
Can I get in on dat alliance, homies? Right now I’m just anotha whack MC, but I’ll be straight pimpin’ these here hoes, grabbing billz with skillz in no time, werd.
My number: 1025.
FunkDaddy was a pimpin’ enough name anyhow, so I stuck with what I know, y0.
FD.
Pimpin’ hoes and helpin’ bros.