I am a pimp warrior.

Um, Manservant, I would’ve promoted you to head of the alliance, you know. I just wanted to start it up early to get the revenue flow started…

I want back in. Just plain ol’ Mnementh here.

**

Consider me Big Pimp Starr Mommy.

…This game is a little addicting.

William Clinton gave me the smile, and I saw green. Got something like $60k
:smiley:

KKB, in that case, can you sen me a new invite? :wink:

bigmacdaddydemo (# 832)

Oh yeah, Hastur and pimpemon (sealemon) could prolly use them too. :wink:

Sawtooth here. Once you guys join us down at redlite, could you please lay some serious smackdown on those punk-ass audiodeception# boys? Bastards been harassing me all weekend, killin’ my homies an’ takin’ my money…

audrey i got your back with those bitches @audiodeception i just purchased 2 lowriders 4 ak’s and went dont to teh casing and got 20 thugs. imma go a few hundred mo turns of scouting and crack production and take those cocksuckers out.

spaceghost.

Shit man, I ain’t got no muthafcking turns left. How the fck do I get more, bitch?

Heh heh. Thanks, chickmunkx. Go make ‘em cry fo’ their mommas. :smiley:

Man, I need mo’ hoes…

I don’t suppose the game offers the option of merging the StraightDope and homeslice cartels?

If not, how’s about a mutual nonaggression pact? We don’t attack one another, and we occasionally join up to beat the living crap out of some other cartels. What say?

I just switched over to the StraightDope cartel on redlite. I figure it would be best to all be in one cartel to get as many thugs, etc as possible all working for us.

I made some dumb moves this morning and dropped from the mid 70’s down to the mid 90’s, but after I do some scouting and drug production, I’ll be back up by this afternoon, as long as I don’t get attacked too much.

I love AKs. :smiley:

My DSL died on Friday, so I’ve been incommunicado.

Could I be reinvited to the StraightDope alliance on Pimpwar?

Jeez, take three days off to drive home from school, and so much happens! Could someone invite Dethpimp back into the alliance?

Hey **Demo[/], wanna invite me into your cartel?

I’m Bob_Dolemite (#1597) in Redlite

Holy f***!

I had a ho get a sex change!

Am I the only one disappointed that we are having a truncated game on Pimp War? A few more days and it starts over yet again. sigh

Yeah.

Though I think it’s better than having the top pimp have 4000 times your worth.

Kinda takes the competition out of it.

I feel like a traitor but i left the straight dope alliance cause i was invited into the straighdope_killaz alliance. I think we need to have morrison, gillbates, palmolivepimp all switch over to that alliance. My pimp name is spaceghost. I know its hard on the old loyalty to switch alliances but were the baddest motha fuckaz on the planet. So we should be in one alliance. Imma go and sign onto the pimpwarz again and tell my alliance leader to invite everyone.

spaceghost

Anyone know if there’s a way to message the whole cartel in Redlite? [sub]I have the feeling it’ll be something ridiculously obvious…[/sub]

Anyway, as of the moment, #719 is giving away whores. :slight_smile:

As for the Pimpwar thing, I’m up for joining SD_K. I’ll let the current SD members jump ship first, tho.

Just discovered that you get free turns in Pimpwar for voting. It’s only 5 turns but, hey, it’s 5 turns.