I am a zombie

No wonder I have been feeling under the weather - I’m a zombie!

When did they move Quezon city from the Philippines to Canada?

Oh, you must have missed the newspapers while you were dead. We traded Quebec City for Quezon a few months ago so we could have a balmy January.

So much for bringing the Nordiques back.

On the other hand, this is going to make the upcoming Association Football season interesting.

So tell us, how do BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS taste?

$10500000? A filthy fucking rich zombie!

Check the email headers - it’s probably from Nigeria.

Well, they’re actually being pretty upfront about that part. Abuja really is the capital of Nigeria (unless they’ve traded it to Botswana for a left-handed pitcher and two draft picks to be named later); and there does in fact seem to be a street in Abuja named (more or less) Herbert “Marculary” (actually Macaulay) Avenue (or maybe “Way”).

Sorry to hear about your recent loss (of yourself) Canadjun. You and your loved ones have my condolences.

Like chicken.

Once more we are reminded critically important it is for the undead to have good legal representation!

You should let this thread die and then post to it in 2015.

Canada’s eleventh province.