Oh, I don’t know, those guys in the Olympics looked pretty excited.
Clearly, you’ve never curled in the nude.
Well, you know what they say about the relationship between a man and his rocks…and that’s one long, slow shot they have there…
Clearly, I don’t understand curling.
Except for me.
I just think you’ve got gas!
Don’t forget…BEANO! 
It’s because they’re not round. If they were round, they’d be called short and straights, thus the need for curling.
Wouldn’t the cold ice hinder the orgasm? I mean shrinkage and all . . .
A true asshole wouldn’t have to explain himself.
Asshole - 1 usually vulgar : ANUS
2 a usually vulgar : a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person
Just thought I’d share that
You, sir, are no Canadian.
Myself neither, apparently. :rolleyes:
Tripler
I like the part of curling where you drink beer, though.
Thanks, dopers. I can hear someone in the next room watching curling. Well, I can hear the curling, not the watching. I’m finding it much more entertaining since, thanks to this thread, I’m convince that they’re all naked and drunk.
Is this the origin of the ever-popular phrase “get your rocks off”?
Naked and drunk is really one of the best ways to watch curling.
I agree. It’s even better if you eliminate the curling.
Feynn, a couple of years ago I was at the Scott Tournament of Hearts. Apparently they’re okay with the drunk, but they have problems with the naked.
Can we please get back to the topic of BURNER being an asshole?
This thread makes my hair hurt.
All that sweeping Hubba Hubba!
Or that of his being flatulent.
Curling makes you people have orgasms? Not only did I not understand the sport, it almost put me to sleep from lack of excitement.
Now the luge is another story. All that slipping and sliding through tight narrow places. . . . hubba hubba