Please allow me to join your island kells. You’ll need a recreation director for all the games and sports.
::whips up some moonshots (using Jim Beam and Espresso, 3/4 to 1/40::
Boy… this is sure a nice place…
So far we have:
Me: Ultimate ruler
Sue: Minister in charge of Social Policy
beagledave - bikini inspector - Vice regent
SkySlash - Cheif policy maker
scheech-owl - Minister of natural resources
demo - Quality control commisioner
ren - executive in charge of Culture
Black Night - minister of finance
Delta-9 - entertaiment coordinator/cruise director
iampunha - cheif shirt inspector
gollum - resident Unga Bunga etcetera manager
Silver Fire - brew mistress
gunslinger - minister of defence
Odieman - head concubine.
Angkins - Viagra distribution coordinator
rjk - hammock inspector ( we have a beach inspector- schreech-owl)
ssskuggiii - minister of tanning oil/ suntan lotion application
SILENTBOB - executive puppeteer (???)or whatever he wants to be
Welfy - island minstrel, reporting to Delta-9
Zoggie - monkey butler trainer - (yeah monkey butlers!!)
Relic_11Resident icemaker/bartender
Sailorboy - relic’s assistant
Adnoctum - head abarista (?)
AuntiPam - cheif storyteller
Corvus - Minister of Napping/cabana boy
Tristan - citizen
Shadowfox - rich bored lecherous housewife
BornDodgy - Minister of Security of GNP (fox in the henhouse!)
Byzantine - eccentric senator
Palm Cove - head meterologist
FairyChatMom - supervisor of lifeguards!
Diane - trainer of naughty monkey butlers
Blessedwolf - Horticultural Adviser to Her Majesty…
Sunspace Minister of Information Infrastructure
Ultress recreation director
DireWolf Minister Of Barbecuing.
Still to be confirmed:
Satan:ambassador in charge of cultural import
Coldfire: export commisioner
Colin Wilkinson - public relations liason
Doobieous - plane greeter
Homer - resident delinquent
I think I overdid your dosage… OH WELL!!! 
I didn’t see you complaining the fifth or sixth time Angie
Delta9… do you need any help with that? Odie has to be getting tired soon!!
Dem, that’s for the cuffs… but did you forget to send me some of your brew?
DireWolf, I would kill for a steak about now…could you help me out?
I wasn’t complaining.
Wohoo! I’m in!
<ahem>
<adopts Serious Ministerial Posture and picks up some vines and coconuts>
I’ll have to see about setting up the jungle-area network for the Libations Ordering System immediately, your Majesty. After all, how can we summon our Faithful Monkey Butlers from our positions of restful indolence without proper connectivity? It’s just such an effort to speak loudly…
Now, where’d I put those sand-and-turquiose-water-coloured web pages?
<a little later, reclining at the beach>
Drink! And, kelnero, some oil for the back, please…
Hey, Angkins - care for a midnight snack? Sorry I missed you earlier, I was, uh, out looking for tapioca. Yeah, that’s it. Anyway, I’ve got a nice sirloin right here, or would you prefer something with the bone in? OHHHHHH! Sorry, sirloin it is
:: sizzzzzzzzzzzz ::
Coming right up! I think you might need the protein for extra energy.
Hey Sunspace - there’s a big Cypress tree over there. It might make a nice rooter for your network. (groan)
Line forms to the right.
handcuffs? check
disco ball? check
freaky 70s porn music soundtrack? check
tropical fruit body lotion? check
jug of homebrew? check
O.K. fellas, how long is the weight in this line?
I nominate myself for the position of** Feral Man Raised By The Apes, & Clab Only In A Leopard-Skin Loincloth.**
What will Gilligan & The Skipper’s jobs be? 
That’s “clad”. I gotta start previewing my posts.
Holy cow!!! A line up! I’m putting in for overtime!
I LOVE my job!
Ministry of Information Infrastructure update:
Since long Latinate words are too much effort for the lifestyle and indolence of this island, as per this executive order #2000Q, the Ministry of Information Infrastructure is hereby renamed to be the Ministry of Things That Go Beep in the Night.
Thank you.
Now where’s that line-up?
I think you should bring some goats along for milk, cheese, and general pets. I volunteer to be the Resident Goat Herder if you’ll have me. We could even make a sacrifice and cook one for special occasions, as long as there’s enough.
Well, I happen to have a breeding pair of giant Cyclopean goats handy…
Angie, the overtimes good, but the fringe benefits are better
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by blessedwolf *
**
::laughing so hard at this, screech-owl falls off the drafting board [where she is designing the new restaurant, disco, gift shops and recycling plant (all made of scavenged and recycled materials, natch)] and bumps her head::
Ow.
You didn’t think I took this “position” for the great pay did you???