That’s the title I should have given this thread. Oh well, live and learn.
Why aren’t you running a phone sex hotline out of your office?
::Dijon tears up phone number in mute frustration::
As much as I’d like to see the look on my boss’s face if he walked in while I was taking one of those calls, I think it would interfere with my other duties.
Especially if I were good at it.
** Damn **
I was looking for a part time job…and I have references. 
If you change your mind, let me know.
I had a message on my voice mail today that said “Jeez, that sounds like some 900 number message.”
This from a guy who calls me ‘roller girl’. Nice & professional.
And hey… I have what the caller wanted 
References, huh? Not sure if I’m gonna change my mind, but hey, if you wanna give me your phone number…
ultrafilter…
Like you could handle it?
If you’ve read my flirts here…just imagine me,with my sultry voice, and not having to censor myself.
Well then, can I run a phone sex hotline out of your office?
Well, I am kinda running one. See, in addition to my other duties, I act as answering service to the hospital’s home health service. They have an 800# which is one digit away from an apparently well-known sex hotline for men. Apparently, the sex line deals mainly with men wanting to speak with black women–some of them ask if it’s the “Dark Lady hotline” when they call.
So, several times a night, I get calls asking me what I’m wearing and if we have any “busty gals”. I guess the fact that I answer the phone with the name of the hospital doesn’t actually register with them. Most of them hang up when you emphasize that they have reached a hospital but others think they’ve stumbled into some nurse fetish hotline and just go with it. It’s not as much fun as you’d suspect.
Wow, I’m sure that could be annoying. I bet it’s amusing at times though.
So you’re saying I should just stop calling?
And I am not running a McDonald’s, a lawnmower repair shop, a pizza parlor; nor am I Asian.
But you’d never know it from the calls I get.