Unforunately, New Orleans is off limits, and has been since 9/11, so there’s no way I can get down there to partay.
Hell, as long as I’m in Phase 1 I can’t even drink, and I’m 26!
So yes, all there is is sex. Good thing I still have my hand. 
Update:
After four block tests, one of which caused my grades to plummet precipitously, I have reasserted my dominance by getting a PERFECT SCORE!!! 
My GPA now lies at a very respectable 92.25%. Not what I want it to be, but I do have time to improve. I’ll keep you all updated, as always.
-Dave
You’re 26? I’d have bet 15…16 max.
Or is it just that I feel old?
Well done, son! Go into it knowing you’re the best and other people will surely follow!
Awwwright Dave!
Keep up the good work, man.
Sounds good to me, Dave! Keep it up!
Once again, Aaron and I are very proud of you. Keep up the good work, sweetheart! 
I love you,
Robin
Thank you for your service to our country.
And BRAVO ZULU and your test scores.
Thank you for your service to our country.
And BRAVO ZULU on your test scores.
Tripler gives a couple of slaps around your arms and shoulders.
Hot damn! Hell, I don’t owe you a beer, I owe you a damn case!
Tripler
I just got my 3-level myself.
Go Dave!
[sub]And Aaron and Robin, too![/sub]
WTG, Dave, and keep up the good work!!
Thanks for the case. It’s the least you could do, sir.
And a 3 level? That’s it? Bah. I get that out of tech school.
That is yet another example of why officers have it easy.
-A1C David Cartwright, hopefully soon to be Senior Airman.