My face is burning right now, I could fry an egg on my cheek.
I’m at my house, with my boyfriend, and we’re fooling around in my room. I’m in the middle of giving him a hummer, and everything is going wonderfully.
Just as he is finishing, and I have a mouthful, I look up at him. For whatever reason, this causes me to choke/spit, and yep, I still had a mouthful. My hair is over my eyes, and I am dribbling cum down my chin.
Being the witty person that I am, I swallow, wipe off my face and say, “Well, that’s attractive.”
As soon as I said it, I realized how embarassing the whole situation was.
I promptly fell onto the floor into a fetal position and said that I was going to cry.
Now, he is assuring me that he doesn’t care, that it wasn’t embarassing, that I shouldn’t make it a big deal because I am only hurting myself. Then he breaks out laughing because he can’t keep a straight face anymore.
Wah.
Out of a morbid sense of curiousity, how long did you wait after this, um, incident before leaping to the keyboard to tell the world about it?
[sub]kids these days, I tell ya[/sub]
What’s the problem here? I find the cum dribbling down the chin, hair askew, post hummer thing to be just about the most erotic thing in the world. That would have put me in heaven and certainly NOT have felt embarrased for you
Once you start having sex with someone, you should really give up any notion of dignity. I mean, really, I can’t imagine many things less dignified than sex, but that’s part of what makes it fun.
I’m sorry, but I’m having a hard time imagining what was so embarrassing. You’re not living in a D.H. Lawrence novel. Sex, done enthusiatically and done well, will be messy. That’s part of what makes it so fun.
You know what your boyfriend was thinking during the hummer? She has my dick in her mouth!
You know what he was thinking as he came? She has my dick in her mouth!
You know what he was thinking after you were coughing and spitting? She had my dick in her mouth!
If he says it doesn’t bother him, I’d believe him. His main concern was probably whether you were ok, not how you looked.
er… um… you do know that there are a few, pardon me, a few thousand web pages with entire archives of pictures and mpegs of such things that people will give out credit card numbers just to see, right?? Apparently most guys don’t share your opinion on the subject. In fact yer dude there probably liked it and wouldn’t mind seeing it again.
Oh, and if you thought that was embarrassing, try starting a “most embarassing thing to happen during sex or sex acts” thread, and I’m sure that a lot of the Dopers can out-gross and out-embarrass you
When I read the first few lines I thought it was going to end with your mom walking in, or something. I guess I am in the ‘I’m not sure why this is embarrassing’ camp. I mean, it is just you and him there, and I guarantee that it doesn’t bother him. Sublight’s train of thought analysis sums it up nicely.
