I’ll go first.
Because of being in an almost sexless marriage for 10 years I didnt (still dont actually) have much experience performing oral sex. I’m a straight woman btw.
A year and a bit ago I was in the happy situation of being in a physically healthy relationship. So my SO and I were in the shower and I decided I wanted to try to pleasure him. I thought I’d go all the way and let him ‘finish’ in my mouth.
So i’m doing my thing, he seems to be enjoying himself and he tells me that hes ready to …finish up. I get myself all mentaly prepared and get ready for it.
Suddenly this putrid, warm discusting goo is in the back of my throat and instantly the caeser salad I had eaten for lunch is all over him and all over the bathtub.
Its the only time in my life i’ve simultaniously been barfing, laughing and appologising all at once. I’ve never seen an erect penis shrink so quickly.
I’m no longer in that relationship.