It has recently been brought to my attention that I have misquoted John Cusack from GPB for my sig line. I am sure that I will burn in hell for this and I want to apologize to anyone who may have been marred by the experience of reading my blunder. If you must punish me, I would like to request that you form a line and let the spanking begin.
I will be grateful for any punishment rendered as I am sure that I deserve it. 
“oops” -CatRimbaud
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
“You have no choice but to be impressed.”
Tony Rothman and George Sudarshan
Doubt and Certainty
I don’t really care about your Cusack misquote but can I get in on the spanking anyway? 
Absolutely. We can just make it the official Spank Your Cat Day at the SDMB. Grab a place in line and join in the spanking fun.
“oops” -CatRimbaud
Your place or mine?
Cat, I’m so offended!
(Whispered aside: “Who the hell’s John Cusack??”)
No question, you deserve a spanking. C’mere while I turn you over my knee, naughty girl.