So, I think I have had more to drink than I ever have had before in my life. Tonight I had the three choices of going out drinking with a civilian friend, working with our squadron’s Designated Driver program (the opposite of getting drunk), or going to a friend’s dorm to watch Studio Miyazaki movies with two cute girls and a guy friend.
Honestly, looking back now, I can’t figure out why I didn’t go for watching anime with the cute girls, except I hadn’t spent any time with my drinking buddy in like a month.
In any case, I had six drinks tonight: two beers, an Irish Car Bomb, and three shots of Knob Creek 100 proof whiskey. Almost certainly a bad call, but I seem to have gotten home all right, so mission success for tonight. I’m not sure why I kept ordering Knob Creeks, except that I was drunk enough for it to seem like a good idea, and the bartender girls seemed so happy when I ordered one. I like girls being happy, and this works to my disadvantage when I am drunk. Probably it will ultimately be to blame for me ending up face down in a ditch one day in the future. Time shall tell.
Anyhow, this is my sharing this bit of my drunk/smashed wisdom with the internet. Hope you all had at least as good a weekend as I have had, and I pray that you all got home safely when it was all over.