I remember one time the daily lottery numbers on 9/11 were 911. It was on the news with the caption “what are the odds?”
To which I couldn’t help but respond “uh, about one-in-a-thousand.”
The GQP’s heads will be spinning like Whizzers!
Here’s one for you: count the letters in the name of our 40th president: Ronald. Wilson. Reagan.
Emily Latella.
So, what does any of this to do with toast? I like mine with lots of butter, sugar, and cinnamon.
There’s a Britishism - strictly, a British version of this - which fits well here, better underscoring the unequal nature of the contest. Spoilered to protect those easily offended:
He brought a fart to a shitfight.
j
ETA - looking forward to an update, @JohnT.
I grew up in Alaska, where that attitude was prevalent. But, having my own mind, and the ability to think for myself, I was able to educate myself and reach my own conclusions about people. Sadly, a lot of people just believe what they are told without questioning it.
As usual, the Brits say it better! I’m going to incorporate this phrase into my vocabulary forthwith.
Really, this was too good a line for me not to put it on Facebook where Greg could see it. He responded to my last post above, as did a couple of his friends. I ignored Greg’s response, making sure not to click on it - I want it to go unread for the end of his days, if possible - but I did make sure to respond to another one of his friends:
An update worth waiting for.
j
Yabbut what I really want to know is if you ever bought Greg’s painting.
Lol, no, I did not. Plenty of places where one can source overpriced art, tbh.
Another insane FB interaction. Not necessarily MAGA related, but odd nonetheless. The original posts were deleted, but I… as usual… made my typical public comment:
(If you can’t see the picture, somebody tagged me in another persons FB post and invited us to debate. I refused, and then published a public comment saying this was completely inappropriate behavior to both of us (both myself and the woman I was to debate - she and I had no knowledge of each others existence until this moment), and who the hell finds this acceptable?)
A “let’s you and him fight” situation?
Exactly! Like… is this the 5th grade???
Oh, wait. It’s Facebook. So… yeah.
Also: “I disagree with you but can’t articulate why, so I’m going to outsource the defense of a position I can’t defend myself to someone I agree with, even though I can’t articulate why I agree with them either.”
Usually it’s a link to a website or YouTube video, but he’s chosen an actual person for you. Not sure if that’s a step up or a step down.
He nominated a proxy for his debate with you?
Yes! 
She didn’t know about this either. Had no idea who I was. I made a show of apologizing to her, and Bitdorq replied with a literal ‘OK Boomer’.
I’m beginning to remember why I dropped my feed there…
Tell him you’re sorry he’s too stupid to debate simple economic policies.
There are places that still serve that?